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SEXUAL HARASSMENT Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore and takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice? The woman replies, "It's Keith, ...... The dwarf"

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It still puzzles me how this privately operated central bank can go on about it's business and still be under the radar of public concern. It prints money and loans it to the US gvmnt. with interest, when US gvmnt under the constitutions has the power of printing it's own money without having to repay the principle, yet alone the interest. The only good news is this 100 years old usurer is breathing his last breaths. As Peter Schiff said: Who lives by the QE dies by the QE.

The Jewish Elbow… A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartments. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside and the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3rd Floor. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell. OK?" "Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow? ......... "What . .. . .. .. You're coming empty handed?" _______________________________________________ Wise Italian Grandfather An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated ...38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" "You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. " "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up!' "? ____________________________________________________ Irish blonde... An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching." MORAL OF THE STORY Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, ..... but all men...are men! ____________________________________________________ Global Facts About Sex At any given moment: FACT: 79,000,000 people are having sex - right now. FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing. FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex. FACT: 1 old person is reading post random things on CombatAce You hang in there, sunshine!

We can and should laugh all we want, 'cause it is a laughable state after all, but the fact remains that mr. Chang planned a putch. He wouldn't fare much better in the west either.

Is it possible to make bombs explode when they hit water (sea, river...) in SF2? And if it is how?

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It is wrong to assume that USA was a bad guy or a greater bully and that Nazis and Japs were cornered and choose to strike first before being stricken themselves. After all it wasn't US that made countless acts of aggression against their neighbours. Even Nazi loving British oligarchy wouldn't attack Germany if she didn't attacked Poland in '39 and greater Germany would be legitimised. Just a year earlier treacherous Chamberlain fed Austria and Czechoslovakia into Hitlers jaws with Munich accords. But in the end it turned out that Frankestein's monster would bite the hand that fed him. F.D.Roosevelt on the other side was a single president in 20th c. along side Kennedy who wasn't a Wall Street puppet. Japan was nuked on Truman's watch, Truman on the other hand was one of the worst and weakest US presidents ever who's controllers advised him into cutting lend lease and not extending Marshall's plan to Russia and thus bringing cold war into reality .

I just started looking into aircraft carriers files, trying to figure out what makes them "arrest" the plane. 'Cause I would like to make some air bases have that ability if possible. For instance I thought it would be cool (and historically accurate) to make Marine air base in Chu Lai (SF-2V) have that ability. So if anyone could speed up my search I would appreciate it.

I agree with the fact that bolsheviks in 1919-20 had some ideas to reach German communist uprising (German comunists were very strong and numerous in those days) with their Red Army . But there isn't evidence that Stalin wanted to attack Germany in 1941. There is evidence that Stalin wanted to share the spoils of British Empire after Hitler has defeated London. Stalin did nothing to bolster or bring into high alert Soviet divisions on the frontier in the spring or summer of '41. Only few days before German attack did he issue such partial orders when German army concentration and recon flights were highly visible. But even then he deluded himself that these are some roque German oficers acting on their own. Paranoid uncle Jo on the eve of Barbarossa even dismissed Soviet intelligence reports that Hitler is about to attack, denouncing them as British plot to drag Germany and Soviet Union into war. It resulted in Red Army being taken by surprise and being mauled and in desperate attempts to form a strong defensive line for month. That is a case of two wannabe military giants who both made capital mistakes at the same time: Hitler attacking USSR and thus the beginning of the end for him starts, and Stalin not seeing the attack in the first place and thus causing millions of unnecessary Red Army deaths

War between Japan and US was imminent. Expansion perimeter of Japan was starting to collide with that of US and British heavily already in the mid 30's. Us had induced series of heavy sanctions and embargos on Japan due to Tokyo's brutal expansion in China. The conflict was imminent, but Japs tried to make a deal with US, i.e. to draw a sphere of influence line in the Pacific, but US refused, so Japs decided to attack the US when it was most vulnerable. Big factor in Pearl Harbour attack were the British, a less known historical fact. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoKQkhJ94Wg But the biggest mistake in WW2 was made by Nazis by attacking the USSR. Threat from USSR wasn't imminent, in fact it wasn't even there.

Area disputed by two countries being flown over by bombers of a third country that is thousand of miles away is not exactly suiting or tension lowering action...

Saitek X-52pro in SF2; flares/chaff, A-G and A-A weapons cycle, toggle flaps, radar range, radar mode, radar next/previous target, radar lock/unlock, air brakes, wheel brakes. It still leaves some 8-9 commands to be assigned but have no need for them on hotas. In Falcon4 BMS however all of my hotas commands are assigned and yet it's not enough.

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