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Growler67

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  1. Happy New Year...

    As we say "Farewell to 2010" and "Welcome to 2011", may all the best things of the past year equal all the worst you may experience in the coming one. Be Merry in Spirit, Be Kind with your words and Be There for those that you care about and may they be there for you as well. Be Safe, Be True but most of all, Be YOU. Have a Happy
  2. A Space Wolf Christmas

    With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore: Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Fang Not a Wolf Priest was stirring, Swift Claw or Long Fang. The tankards were hung in the Great Hall with care, In hopes that the Allfather soon would be there. The Blood Claws were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of blood and guts danced in their heads. And Logan, the Greatwolf, an Axe in his lap, Had hung up his Bolter for a long winter’s nap. When out in the snow fields arose such a clatter, Defence Lasers swivelled preparing to splatter, Their targeting reticules trained on the sight, But quickly stood-down with a beep of delight. Out of the storm, stepped a shadowy figure And as humanoids go, I’ve not seen one bigger! Before him there strode two devilish beasts, Both clearly great wolves with sharp, pointy teeth. The wind whipped around him with hurricane force, But the giant strode on staying true to his course. He drew back his lips and spoke with a growl, "On Freki and Geri, to the drinking hall now." A climb to the gate was made in a trice Over rocky outcrops encrusted with ice. Russ stood at the door and bellowed a call, “The Lord has returned once again to his hall!” A single Blood Claw awoke from his slumber, And sought out a snack to stifle his hunger. On passing the hall he stopped with a gasp, Beholding a sight he barely could grasp. The Primarch spoke out to in a deep throaty roar, "Be at peace now my son, and don't stay by the door, Come join me in drink there's Ale and Mulled Wine, My stay here is short, it's not yet Wolf Time." He drank through the night recounting the Sagas, Thirstily downing both bitters and lagers. The Blood Claw sat opposite, silenced in awe At the sight of the legend who'd walked through the door. As good as his word at the first light of Dawn, Russ gathered his Wolves and laid down his horn. But he turned back and called, 'fore he went out of sight, “Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!” May you each find that shiny new ChainSword you've always wanted under your tree. Have a Happy.........AaaahhhhWwwooooooooo!!!!!!
  3. AWESOME whirly

    I want one HexaKopter
  4. Space Marines RPG trailer

    :yes: Griping about playing Smurfs instead of your dress wearing preferrence? The only Legion is the one the Emperor sends to handle the toughest missions..........The Sons of Russ. j/k 'bout the dress thing. It's all good. I thought this thread was about the UltraMarines live action movie: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultramarines:The_Movie
  5. Boba Fett deserves better death than this

    The Robot Chicken version was the BEST :) IMO.
  6. combat ace history any1

    I was a member back in the BioHaz days. I was more active then as well. It was a good place then and has continued to be since the switchover. One day when I am able to build my next rig, I'll be visiting even more often. Can't really do much simming with my current (limited) laptop and so I don't tempt/tease myself with what is current in the way of Flight Sims. Besides, I REALLY hate StarForce
  7. OMG WTF?

    More self-replicating defication from HollyWeird. And they went on strike for more money, let's not forget, just so they couldn't collectively produce a creative bone in any of their heads. All they have the capacity to do is re-hash.
  8. Attention to Detail

    http://www.craftsmanshipmuseum.com/park.htm [Vader] "Impressive...............Most Impressive"[/Vader]
  9. I DONT CARE! ABOUT TIGER WOODS

    Different strokes I guess (pun unintended), she does nothing for me. Additional pics are on the intraweb. They can be found easily enough.
  10. I DONT CARE! ABOUT TIGER WOODS

    Aparently, the only person who can beat tiger woods with a golf club is his wife. After a wayward drive, tiger found water before nestling behind a tree. Whats the difference between a car and a golf ball??? tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards. This is the 1st time tiger failed to drive 300 yards. Tiger was just playing 18 holes, all had different names. Tiger said the crash was the closet shave he's ever had, Gillette has dropped his contract. If Elin pulls the plug on him, TW will discover a big difference between golf and real life. In golf, straying into the bushes only costs one stroke. Apparently Tiger is like the rest of us he wears grubbies like everyone else. Tiger has officially changed his nickname to.....................Cheatah. Tiger drives well on fairways but dosen't fair well on drive ways... The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I don't know exactly...put me down for a 5." Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up tips on how to beat Tiger. Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. Ping just offered Elin an endorsement contract for her own set of drivers; to be named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with." Tiger was driving an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy? Hello, Mr. Woods. This is the On Star operator. We have detected that an angry person has put a golf club through your window. We've called Nike. A new club is on its way. Who among us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest golf club we can find??!! Tiger's new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant. Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. Poor choice; he should have gone with the driver. ***************************** NO appologies. If you put yourself in this position, you should get ALL that comes with it. If you are high profile to begin with, all the more reason to be more cognisant about the decisions you make. I think it's funny as hell and I hope this first installment isn't the last to come of this situation. I copy and pasted from a couple of other boards I am on, so enjoy them if you will. If you don't, that too is an option available to you.
  11. 4 Police Officers Killed

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,577691,00.html Just happened this morning @ 0800 local. For those who may have or are currently stationed at TCM or the nearby area, this hits hard. Seattle just laid to rest an officer that was directly targetted and executed, and now 4 more. For those that have an Idealistic and Utopian outlook on thngs, explain to me if you can why such things happen. Time of year notwithstanding, how can some people continue looking through rose colored glasses?
  12. 4 Police Officers Killed

    I cite the El Salvadoran DUI law. Your first offense IS you last......it's a capital offense. THe DUI rate is nearly nonexistant. The coddling of criminals in this country is in itself a criminal act.
  13. 4 Police Officers Killed

    Don't forget that the warrants he had on him couldn't be processed because Arkansas doesn't allow extradition. Huckabee has some blame to bear other than deflecting and blaming others, directly or indirectly. Several family and friends face charges of aiding and abetting as well as one person facing felony accompliss as the getaway driver from the original incident. His sister was detained initially for providing aid to his gun shot wound (delivered by the last dying cop as he fled the scene). He was shot and killed in South Seattle this morning at aproximately 0230 while a patrol officer was investigating a stolen car report. This wasted excuse of a human being had a gun on him that belonged to one of the fallen officers.
  14. Its That Time of Year Again

    Happy Bird-Day everyone. [/img]
  15. Clash of the Titans....remake

    However the list of absolute crap boggles the mind. Inluding but not limited to: My Favorite Martian Bewitched Lost in Space Charlie and the Chocolate Factory The Day The Earth Stood Still The Taking of Pelham 123 The Italian Job Planet Of The Apes Godzilla Coming soon: The A Team Arthur (the Dudly Moore originally) The Karate Kid Dune Casablanca (Madonna wants to do this project personally ) Attack of the Killer Tomatoes Porky's (Howard Stern is responsible for this rendition) ....and it pains me immeasurably to even think it.......... Highlander Heavy Metal Effects do not always mean better. Take the lesson from Lucas who single handedly ruined his own classic trilogy by adding effects and putting holes into the story line that were never originally there. No need for anyone else to remake it, he's done plenty enough to destroy it all by his lonesome. I weep for the future.
  16. Couldn't Stop Laughing

    Meh, I thought you meant THIS. It made the rounds on most of the other forums I visit, so I guess I'll be the one to post it here. The video is Hi-larious!!!! Probably because it's spot on.
  17. Clash of the Titans....remake

    Everything is a remake or rehash these days. Writers went on strike and I say they should still be there. Not an original idea to be found anywhere and they are getting paid MORE for rehash and remakes? They should remain unemployed until they produce something worthy of the pay increase they srtuck for. The few original screenplays out there eventually get trashed when they whip it to death and then continue whipping it. SOmetimes there doesn't need to be a 3rd installment on a rehash - Oceans Eleven, originally done in the 50's for those that didn't know it was a remake. 12 and 13 were just milking it until it was long dry (12) and continuing (13) until they got tired of whipping the dead horse. If their arms hadn't gotten tired, they'd still be whipping it for 14 and 15. Just sayin'. Bunch of hacks.
  18. And the wall came tumbling down.....

    The Kassern that was then the NCO Academy was once a Monestary in the city of Bad Tolz. In paying tribute to the history of the grounds as well showing respect to the city that hosted it, the monk was incorporated into the coat of arms for the Academy. The 3rd Army insignia was paid tribute and honors as well as during Pattons move north from Sicily, he made Bad Tolz his Headquarters after ousting the Wehrmarcht. The desk in the Commandants office was once Rommels, then Pattons. Lots of interesting history about the place as well as the surrounding area. I miss it terribly and long to return again one day. Just sayin'.
  19. D.C. Sniper exicuted

    http://forum.combatace.com/topic/49779-good-riddens/ As stated earlier............ Buh Bye
  20. No, whats wrong with THIS picture?

    The LibTard trash from HollyWeird thought it was funny enough in "Wedding Crashers" and did little more than a hollow appology after some backlash. I think this case should be high visibility in the MSM, though it likely won't be. Today, despite photographs and affadavits he plead "not guilty". Posers get called out all the time there have been many on several forums I've been on and currently still active on. Annonymity of the internet provides safe haven as they rarely if ever face any true justice. This tool was not only found out, but had a case building against him and he didn't even know it until the hammer dropped. I think he deserves a public caning broadcast on all media outlests without censorship so that all may know that this s**t don't fly. Then he should spend his community service on a chain gang during the day and cleaning bed pans at the local VA Hospital at night. No contact with the Veterans he dishonored should be allowed. This disgraceful POS deserves far more than he'll ever get in the way of retribution and far more than he'll have to produce in the way of restitution. His full citizenship shold be revoked and should be downgraded to that of a Naturalized Citizen. Freedom is NOT free and this low life exercised his freedoms on the blood, sweat and tears of generations of service members that gave themselves so that the citizens of this nation as well as others may be free to experience freedom. This waste of oxygen needs to bleed a little (if not a lot) for this kind of fraud and others of his kind need to see this example get caned as a lesson of what will not be gently dismissed by the legal system. A sack of doorknobs would be too good for this dirtbag.
  21. No, whats wrong with THIS picture?

    That would dishonor the service that those genuine USO personnel provide and diminish all parties involved to a distasteful degree. I did not vote as the option I would've chosen wasn't available. Short of any judicial punishment he is likely to get, he will soon be if he isn't already "terminated" as an employee of RobaBank. I have a cane I'd like to exercise on back of this tools head.
  22. Military Humour

    Happy to share guys. I'm loaded with this kind of stuff, just pic a topic. The adult stuff generally doesn't fly here because of the age accessability, though. Have you checked out the Random Pic Thread in the Pub Section? Or if you like you can just search my posts as I believe sometimes pictures say it better with a few words than a paragraph or two ever can. Just sayin'.
  23. Passenger accidently ejects from plane

    Thought this was fitting.
  24. Military Humour

    Last one before bed.
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