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I don't usually consider Forensic & or Debate tournements as a place worry about girls, I am there to win after all. Anway the HI (humorous interp) chair girl actually happened to fall into EVERY one my extremely narrow standards. This rocks. Anyway, just thought I'd let you know how happy I am.

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haha, you know what I mean dude. You, Snapple, and I are the "kids" here (even though were 18 and 19) but hey! Who cares.

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Our numbers are swelling, haha.

 

But they remain low! Jeff, we declare minority status. We want a month of recognition, and all our poll scores should be inflated to reflect our past suffering.

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Our numbers are swelling, haha.

 

But they remain low! Jeff, we declare minority status. We want a month of recognition, and all our poll scores should be inflated to reflect our past suffering.

 

LOL the youngsters version of affirmative posting action :D

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Our numbers are swelling, haha.

 

But they remain low! Jeff, we declare minority status. We want a month of recognition, and all our poll scores should be inflated to reflect our past suffering.

 

LOL the youngsters version of affirmative posting action :D

 

 

:lol::lol::lol:

 

Hey good luck Todd, just be considerate and a gentleman, and flash yur grin at her, you'll likely get her attention. :D

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HEY! I'm not a kid anymore, I turned 20 yesterday, I'm a big kid now, however I am tired of having that "member" attached to my name, I've been here longer than most, I'm on the first page of the members list, I should have seniority!

 

On a side note, I'm getting really really tired of floozies. Are there any girls out there that arent midly to severely retarded, dont know maybe my standards are to high. Just seems that every girl I know only goes out with mid 20's assholes that will never leave this pissant town, and most of them are usually bouncers or bartenders, I mean come on ladies, have some self respect. Sh*t, I cant wait to get to FSU, then I'll just have to go through a whole new crowd of floozies, but Tallahassee has a much finer selection, compared to miserable old Melbourne.

 

I have no advise for you cowboy, other than stay away from fast food joints. :lol::lol::lol:

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Well sh*t, better get some ass within 1 week, otherwise I'm gonna be a little dissapointed. By date 3 you should be layed! :lol:

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All the (I'll be nice) older folks are probably shaking their heads in disgust.

 

Snapple, 3 dates? Jeez, I'm going with the wrong people...

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Yes, Dirickson, 3 dates max, buts thats if you just pick up the good ones, no need for the floozies, you know the ones that usually hang all over you at a party (for two reasons, they need support otherwise the will fall down, and of course they are horney as hell). God I hate them, too many years of casual sex with half-passed out girls, will really get boring (know what I mean). This is what sets me apart from all the other assholes that will be attending FSU with me. Most of those guys got layed like 4-5 times in HS, so now the sex drive is runnin like red lining nascar... I wonder what would happen if you gave Viagra to the average male freshman... hmmm... that could get messy.

 

All I want now, is a decent, respectable, bright, somewhat sober female of between 19-21 years of age, oh ya she better be fit enough to f*ck! :lol: Thought I may have found one, about a year ago, but before I could ask her out, she started going with this bouncer at the sh*ttiest club in town, I mean come'on wtf is that, atleast go out with the owner, or a dj (can get you into many clubs).... hint... hint. :wink:

 

Damn, I think its my reputation for being a peice of sh*t that scares all the good ones away, but god damnit I've been pretty sober for like a year or something, and I have a job now, and I'm nice (kinda). Maybe I should just work out 12 hours a day, and then beat myself in the head with a 2x4 a couple thousand times, and then maybe I'll be attractive.

 

In case you havent realized it yet, I'm getting pretty fed up with the my lack of a real meaningful love life. :cry::cry::cry:

 

If any of you older chaps read this, could you tell me if women become more mature in their pickings of guys as they get older?

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Takes me about about 4 weeks to get in a girls pants at my school.. they are all stuck up. I have to hit up the town if I wanta get one thats not stuck up. But one side effect is I usally mis interpet there age, and I always feel like an idiot when they say, "no i'm not 17, I'm 23".

 

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just wait a couple more years, and then you have to start worrying about them being to young, (they need daddy's consent to f*ck you, good luck in getting it). There is nothing worse than being cock blocked by yourself when some fine ass ho tells you she's like 16, and then it's no, no, no, no. I had a friend of mine get all f*cked over by this underager, she got obssessed with him, but he wouldnt have s**t to do with her, so her bitch ass decided to say that he raped her, she couldnt prove the rape, but she had a few peeps come out and say they had sex, he was 22 when this happened she was 17. He didnt go to jail, but he is now a registered sex offender, just because he wanted some young thing for a one nighter. Girls are getting devious out there man, dress up lookin like some club dancer, titties up on plate, and god damn, they wanna play it off like "oh I just wear these 10 square inches of clothing because its easier to dance in", WTF!!! Again I stress, if you wanna get layed, go for the girl that looks like she's alone, and totally sh*tfaced, take her to the bathroom, maybe your car, but always make sure that she never finds out your name, then she'll get your number and call you all the F*CKING TIME! Best thing to do is go to other HS's parties, get in quietly, get some ass discretely, and get out quickly. You dont know who you had sex with, they dont know who you are, and the best part is that nobody exept for the people you came with know who you are.

 

I wonder if our older compadres, are envious of our young age. :lol:

 

One more thing, if you are ever in the Brevard County Florida area, Satellite HS parties, are the best place to get layed, the parties suck ass, but all the girls are hot as sh*t, and all of'em are usually off their asses on ecstacy or oxycontins, sh*t they dont even know their own names, so you dont have to worry about them remembering yours. I went to Eau Gallie HS btw, in Melbourne Florida, Satellite HS is like 15 mins from me in Satellite Beach. But I cant go anymore, because I'm too old, dont want to be a sex offender. :lol:

 

Happy trapping, and may your future exploits bring you many a furpie's! :lol:

 

Oh, ya, good job again cowboy, I'm still searching for that one special girl, to make me forget about all the girls that fit the above desciption.

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