My Favorite Caddyshack Quotes......

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I have seen it about 4299 times, never get sick of Caddyshack.....my favorite comedy......here is 3 of my favorite quotes...

 

Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today?

Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don't keep score.

Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?

Ty Webb: By height.

 

Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course

Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.

Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool. Gophers. The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents*.

Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.

 

Judge Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.

Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

 

Anyone else like it?

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Carl - "Oh, Mister Gopher, it's me Mister Squirrel, I'm not some kind of plastic explosive or anything" -

 

 

Ty - "You do drugs Danny?"

 

Danny - "Everyday"

 

Ty - "Good Boy"

 

To this day I love this movie, walked around quoting from it in high school, having not even seen it yet. And I curse the person that released that trash sequel!

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"Carl Spackler: I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang... I think."

 

Great classic, never gets old!

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Ty Webb (As sung to Lacey) -

 

"I was born to love you..... I was born to.....lick your face..... I was born to rub you, but-you-were born to rub me first...."

 

"My dingie is bigger than your whole boat"

 

"Whoa, now I know why tigers eat their young"

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Judge Smails: "Danny, I've sent boys younger than you to electric chair. Didn't want to do it, but felt I owed it to them"

 

LOL! - There hasn't been a movie like that since

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Ty Webb: I like you Betty.

Danny Noonan: It's Danny sir.

Ty Webb: Danny.

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