+Dave Posted April 15, 2007 Posted April 15, 2007 I have seen it about 4299 times, never get sick of Caddyshack.....my favorite comedy......here is 3 of my favorite quotes... Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today? Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don't keep score. Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers? Ty Webb: By height. Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key. Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool. Gophers. The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents*. Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason. Judge Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself. Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch. Anyone else like it? Quote
GASCAN39 Posted April 15, 2007 Posted April 15, 2007 Carl - "Oh, Mister Gopher, it's me Mister Squirrel, I'm not some kind of plastic explosive or anything" - Ty - "You do drugs Danny?" Danny - "Everyday" Ty - "Good Boy" To this day I love this movie, walked around quoting from it in high school, having not even seen it yet. And I curse the person that released that trash sequel! Quote
tank03 Posted April 15, 2007 Posted April 15, 2007 "Carl Spackler: I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang... I think." Great classic, never gets old! Quote
GASCAN39 Posted April 15, 2007 Posted April 15, 2007 Ty Webb (As sung to Lacey) - "I was born to love you..... I was born to.....lick your face..... I was born to rub you, but-you-were born to rub me first...." "My dingie is bigger than your whole boat" "Whoa, now I know why tigers eat their young" Quote
super61 Posted April 15, 2007 Posted April 15, 2007 Judge Smails: "Danny, I've sent boys younger than you to electric chair. Didn't want to do it, but felt I owed it to them" LOL! - There hasn't been a movie like that since Quote
+Dave Posted April 19, 2007 Author Posted April 19, 2007 Ty Webb: I like you Betty. Danny Noonan: It's Danny sir. Ty Webb: Danny. Quote
firehawkordy Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 Hey Wang, stop taking pictures, it's a parking lot! Quote
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