HrntFixr Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 Empress Nympho: [to her litter bearers] Could you *please* step on the same foot at the same time! My tits are falling off!
Dave Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 Roman Officer: Seize him! Josephus: [grabs crotch] Seize *this*, honkus!
Dave Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 Count de Monet: It is said that the people are revolting. King Louis XVI: You said it! They stink on ice!
FOTF Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 You men go that way, you men go that way...and I'm just going to walk around in circles
Dave Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 Marcus Vindictus: Don't you know your right flank from your left flank? Captain Mucus: I'm sorry sir, I flunked flank. Marcus Vindictus: You flunked flank? Get the flunk out of here!
firehawkordy Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 Torqemada: We've broken their fingers, we've blistered their buns, nothin' is working, send in the Nuns!
GASCAN39 Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 The King - "Don't tell me you don't do it....You do it.... everybody does it.....I do it, I love to do it....I just got through doing it and I want to do it again....Don't tell me you don't do it"
GASCAN39 Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 "You look like the lowly pi$$ boy" Josephus - (While pouring wine) - "Say when" Nympho - "eight thirty" Nympho - "The servant waits, while the masterwates"
HrntFixr Posted April 26, 2007 Author Posted April 26, 2007 "Occupation?""Stand-up philosopher!" "Oh a Bulls**t artist"
GASCAN39 Posted April 26, 2007 Posted April 26, 2007 Da King - "Hump...Death....Hump....Death...Hump...Death"
FOTF Posted April 27, 2007 Posted April 27, 2007 Moses - "Hear ye. The lord has given thee these fifteen (drops one tablet and it shatters)....oi.....ten commandments"
FOTF Posted April 27, 2007 Posted April 27, 2007 "We gotta stay loose, ya know? Let it cool....let the coolness flow into our vertabraes" "seize this, honkus!"
FOTF Posted April 28, 2007 Posted April 28, 2007 "Do you know the punishment for a slave striking a Roman citizen?" "Death by Torture?" "No" "Crucifiction?" "No" "They shove a live snake up your a$$?" "Ohhh! No, but that's very creative"
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