+HrntFixr Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 Empress Nympho: [to her litter bearers] Could you *please* step on the same foot at the same time! My tits are falling off!
+Dave Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 Roman Officer: Seize him! Josephus: [grabs crotch] Seize *this*, honkus!
+Dave Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 Count de Monet: It is said that the people are revolting. King Louis XVI: You said it! They stink on ice!
+FOTF Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 You men go that way, you men go that way...and I'm just going to walk around in circles
+Dave Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 Marcus Vindictus: Don't you know your right flank from your left flank? Captain Mucus: I'm sorry sir, I flunked flank. Marcus Vindictus: You flunked flank? Get the flunk out of here!
firehawkordy Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 Torqemada: We've broken their fingers, we've blistered their buns, nothin' is working, send in the Nuns!
GASCAN39 Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 The King - "Don't tell me you don't do it....You do it.... everybody does it.....I do it, I love to do it....I just got through doing it and I want to do it again....Don't tell me you don't do it"
GASCAN39 Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 "You look like the lowly pi$$ boy" Josephus - (While pouring wine) - "Say when" Nympho - "eight thirty" Nympho - "The servant waits, while the masterwates"
+HrntFixr Posted April 26, 2007 Author Posted April 26, 2007 "Occupation?""Stand-up philosopher!" "Oh a Bulls**t artist"
GASCAN39 Posted April 26, 2007 Posted April 26, 2007 Da King - "Hump...Death....Hump....Death...Hump...Death"
+FOTF Posted April 27, 2007 Posted April 27, 2007 Moses - "Hear ye. The lord has given thee these fifteen (drops one tablet and it shatters)....oi.....ten commandments"
+JediMaster Posted April 27, 2007 Posted April 27, 2007 "He is a eunuch. He is a eunuch. He is dead!"
+FOTF Posted April 27, 2007 Posted April 27, 2007 "We gotta stay loose, ya know? Let it cool....let the coolness flow into our vertabraes" "seize this, honkus!"
+FOTF Posted April 28, 2007 Posted April 28, 2007 "Do you know the punishment for a slave striking a Roman citizen?" "Death by Torture?" "No" "Crucifiction?" "No" "They shove a live snake up your a$$?" "Ohhh! No, but that's very creative"
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