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Empress Nympho: [to her litter bearers] Could you *please* step on the same foot at the same time! My tits are falling off!

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Count de Monet: It is said that the people are revolting.

King Louis XVI: You said it! They stink on ice!

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You men go that way, you men go that way...and I'm just going to walk around in circles

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Marcus Vindictus: Don't you know your right flank from your left flank?

Captain Mucus: I'm sorry sir, I flunked flank.

Marcus Vindictus: You flunked flank? Get the flunk out of here!

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The King - "Don't tell me you don't do it....You do it.... everybody does it.....I do it, I love to do it....I just got through doing it and I want to do it again....Don't tell me you don't do it"

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"You look like the lowly pi$$ boy"

 

Josephus - (While pouring wine) - "Say when"

 

Nympho - "eight thirty"

 

 

Nympho - "The servant waits, while the masterwates"

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Moses - "Hear ye. The lord has given thee these fifteen (drops one tablet and it shatters)....oi.....ten commandments"

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"We gotta stay loose, ya know? Let it cool....let the coolness flow into our vertabraes"

 

 

"seize this, honkus!"

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"Do you know the punishment for a slave striking a Roman citizen?"

 

"Death by Torture?"

 

"No"

 

"Crucifiction?"

 

"No"

 

"They shove a live snake up your a$$?"

 

"Ohhh! No, but that's very creative"

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