HrntFixr 4 Posted April 25, 2007 Empress Nympho: [to her litter bearers] Could you *please* step on the same foot at the same time! My tits are falling off! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,321 Posted April 25, 2007 Roman Officer: Seize him! Josephus: [grabs crotch] Seize *this*, honkus! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,321 Posted April 25, 2007 Count de Monet: It is said that the people are revolting. King Louis XVI: You said it! They stink on ice! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FOTF 0 Posted April 25, 2007 You men go that way, you men go that way...and I'm just going to walk around in circles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,321 Posted April 25, 2007 Marcus Vindictus: Don't you know your right flank from your left flank? Captain Mucus: I'm sorry sir, I flunked flank. Marcus Vindictus: You flunked flank? Get the flunk out of here! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FOTF 0 Posted April 25, 2007 It's good ta be da king Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FOTF 0 Posted April 25, 2007 Oh you are nuts. N-V-T-S - nuts! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
firehawkordy 34 Posted April 25, 2007 Torqemada: We've broken their fingers, we've blistered their buns, nothin' is working, send in the Nuns! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GASCAN39 7 Posted April 25, 2007 The King - "Don't tell me you don't do it....You do it.... everybody does it.....I do it, I love to do it....I just got through doing it and I want to do it again....Don't tell me you don't do it" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GASCAN39 7 Posted April 25, 2007 "You look like the lowly pi$$ boy" Josephus - (While pouring wine) - "Say when" Nympho - "eight thirty" Nympho - "The servant waits, while the masterwates" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JediMaster 451 Posted April 25, 2007 "Occupation?" "Stand-up philosopher!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HrntFixr 4 Posted April 26, 2007 "Occupation?""Stand-up philosopher!" "Oh a Bulls**t artist" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GASCAN39 7 Posted April 26, 2007 Da King - "Hump...Death....Hump....Death...Hump...Death" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FOTF 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Moses - "Hear ye. The lord has given thee these fifteen (drops one tablet and it shatters)....oi.....ten commandments" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JediMaster 451 Posted April 27, 2007 "He is a eunuch. He is a eunuch. He is dead!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FOTF 0 Posted April 27, 2007 "We gotta stay loose, ya know? Let it cool....let the coolness flow into our vertabraes" "seize this, honkus!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FOTF 0 Posted April 28, 2007 "Do you know the punishment for a slave striking a Roman citizen?" "Death by Torture?" "No" "Crucifiction?" "No" "They shove a live snake up your a$$?" "Ohhh! No, but that's very creative" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
