I wish to register a complaint!

[Guest 531_Ghost]

This Parrot is dead!

[+Fubar512]

No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.

[Wolf65]

Norwegen blue wonderful plumage...

[+Fubar512]

Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords

[Wolf65]

PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?

[Hawk MMS]

PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?

 

 

I can mail you 2 parakeets.

[+JediMaster]

You stunned 'im just as 'e was wakin up!

[Wolf65]

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e

rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the

bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

[+JediMaster]

I just looked, and I'm right out of parrots.

 

I see. I see. I get the picture.

 

I've got a slug.

 

Does it talk?

 

Not really.

 

Then it's hardly a replacement then.

 

Look, if you go down to my brother's store in Bolton, he's got one and he'll be happy to replace it.

 

Bolton, eh? Very well.

*goes to Bolton*

This is Bolton, is it?

 

(with a fake mustache) No, it's Ipswitch.

 

That's inter-city rail for you.

*returns*

I understand this IS Bolton.

 

(still with the fake mustache) Yes?

 

You told me it was Ipswitch!

 

It was a pun.

 

A PUN?!?

 

No, no...not a pun...What's that thing that spells the same backwards as forwards?

 

A palindrome...?

 

Yeah, that's it!

 

It's not a palindrome! The palindrome of "Bolton" would be "Notlob"!! It don't work!!

 

Well, what do you want?

 

I'm not prepared to pursue my line of inquiry any longer as I think this is getting too silly!