Guest 531_Ghost Posted September 20, 2007 This Parrot is dead! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fubar512 1,350 Posted September 20, 2007 No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolf65 0 Posted September 20, 2007 Norwegen blue wonderful plumage... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fubar512 1,350 Posted September 20, 2007 Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolf65 0 Posted September 20, 2007 PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk MMS 0 Posted September 20, 2007 PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home? I can mail you 2 parakeets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JediMaster 451 Posted September 21, 2007 You stunned 'im just as 'e was wakin up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolf65 0 Posted September 21, 2007 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JediMaster 451 Posted September 21, 2007 I just looked, and I'm right out of parrots. I see. I see. I get the picture. I've got a slug. Does it talk? Not really. Then it's hardly a replacement then. Look, if you go down to my brother's store in Bolton, he's got one and he'll be happy to replace it. Bolton, eh? Very well. *goes to Bolton* This is Bolton, is it? (with a fake mustache) No, it's Ipswitch. That's inter-city rail for you. *returns* I understand this IS Bolton. (still with the fake mustache) Yes? You told me it was Ipswitch! It was a pun. A PUN?!? No, no...not a pun...What's that thing that spells the same backwards as forwards? A palindrome...? Yeah, that's it! It's not a palindrome! The palindrome of "Bolton" would be "Notlob"!! It don't work!! Well, what do you want? I'm not prepared to pursue my line of inquiry any longer as I think this is getting too silly! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
