If You Know Who These (hockey) Ppl Are....

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Pulled from EA boards for NHL 2004

 

If they actually told the truth..

by Mike35352003, posted Oct 25, 2003 11:07pm

 

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Hi im Aki Berg, I do a really good job shooting the puck at the other teams shins and i'm pretty good at passing to no one. And that trade offer, me for the bag of pucks was a rumour.. I hope

 

Hi im Tomas Kaberle and I love passing the puck, even though it usually doesn't go where its supposed to

 

 

Hi im Ilya Kovalchuk and when I score on an empty net I feel like a big man

 

 

I am a floater. I let my teammates do all the work and I put it in the net and take all the credit. My name is Brett Hull

 

 

Im matt stajan, I live with my parents and lead the leafs in +/-

 

 

I am Jaromir Jagr and I get payed 11 million a year and it's not for my looks ;)

 

 

I am pretty sure my name is something like Eric Lindros.. I can't quite remember.. the last thing I remember is looking at my down at my skates

 

 

I am brett lindros and i got injured a while ago for snowmobiling with my head down

 

 

I am Darius Kaspiritus, not only does my name sound like a disease, I look like one to.

 

 

im Dave lewis and im trying to bring the Hitler mustache back into style

 

 

im chris chelios and i am washed up but I make other decent player look bad in the media to cover that up

 

 

im marty mcsorley and i hit people in the head with authority

 

 

I am the captain of ottawa and not only am i a pussy im swedish :)

 

 

Im Sopel, I have an NHLers salary but still can't afford a hair cut

 

 

 

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Re: If they actually told the truth..

posted by theshiznack1, Oct 25, 2003 11:12pm

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This is the funniest thing ever!!!!!!!!! The hitler mustach was gold!!!! Please continue type more.

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Re: If they actually told the truth..

posted by Hockrocks5, Oct 26, 2003 2:21am

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Sopel also likes to give the puck away.

 

Keep writing more cause its Funny as heck!!!!

lol

 

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Re: If they actually told the truth..

posted by Mike35352003, Oct 26, 2003 11:47am

 

(This message was last modified by Mike35352003 at 12:15pm Oct 26, 2003 )

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Hi im Zdeno Chara and im 6 foot 9 so its safe for me to drop the soap, even with alfredson on the team

 

Hi im Craig McTavich and I attack mascots

 

 

My name is John Vanbriesbruik and im going to join the KKK

 

 

My name is Sergei Federov and I lost my girlfriend to a guy with an even worse name

 

 

My name is Roman Chechmanek and the real reason I got traded is because Philly didn't like my unibrow

 

 

Hi, Im Theoron Fleury

<everyone in the circle> Hiiii Theoron

 

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Re: If they actually told the truth..

posted by seguniz, Oct 26, 2003 12:01pm

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"cechmanek's unibrow" takes the cake

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Re: If they actually told the truth..

posted by Mike35352003, Oct 26, 2003 12:21pm

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Hi my name is Henrik Sedin, not only am I the ugliest player in the NHL, theres 2 of me

 

Im Robert Reichel, my specialties are getting elbowed in the head, getting pushed around, and getting laughed at

 

 

Im Ron McLean and I get payed more then you do. I get millions of dollars to get yelled at and made fun of on national tv during every coach's corner

 

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Re: If they actually told the truth..

posted by theshiznack1, Oct 26, 2003 12:49pm

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The chara comment was great!!!

Keep them coming man

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Re: If they actually told the truth..

posted by magsymp, Oct 26, 2003 1:21pm

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Hi my name is Don Cherry and one night while I am sleeping Ron Mclean will sneak into my room and kill me with a pick axe.

 

Hello my is Zdeno Chara -- "I put puck in net".

 

 

Hello my name is Paul Kariya, I'm a sellout son of a bitch and I only play with players who have the same agent as me.

 

 

Hello my name is Big Bad Bert, I hurt people because it's fun.

 

 

Hello my name is Pat Quinn, I have a serious drinking problem.

 

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Re: If they actually told the truth..

posted by theshiznack1, Oct 26, 2003 9:09pm

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Hey man its not a problem for pat quinn, Hes irish.

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Hi, Im Theoron Fleury

<everyone in the circle> Hiiii Theoron

 

OMG that's too f'n funny!!!