Growler67 0 Posted December 20, 2003 (edited) Twelve bugs of Christmas For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me *See if they can do it again. For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me *Ask them how they did it and *See if they can do it again. For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me *Try to reproduce it *Ask them how they did it and *See if they can do it again. For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me *Run with the debugger *Try to reproduce it *Ask them how they did it and *See if they can do it again. For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me *Ask for a dump *Run with the debugger *Try to reproduce it *Ask them how they did it and *See if they can do it again. For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me *Reinstall the software *Ask for a dump *Run with the debugger *Try to reproduce it *Ask them how they did it and *See if they can do it again. For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me *Say they need an upgrade *Reinstall the software *Ask for a dump *Run with the debugger *Try to reproduce it *Ask them how they did it and *See if they can do it again. For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me *Find a way around it *Say they need an upgrade *Reinstall the software *Ask for a dump *Run with the debugger *Try to reproduce it *Ask them how they did it and *See if they can do it again. For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me *Blame it on the hardware *Find a way around it *Say they need an upgrade *Reinstall the software *Ask for a dump *Run with the debugger *Try to reproduce it *Ask them how they did it and *See if they can do it again. For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me *Change the documentation *Blame it on the hardware *Find a way around it *Say they need an upgrade *Reinstall the software *Ask for a dump *Run with the debugger *Try to reproduce it *Ask them how they did it and *See if they can do it again. For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me *Say it's not supported *Change the documentation *Blame it on the hardware *Find a way around it *Say they need an upgrade *Reinstall the software *Ask for a dump *Run with the debugger *Try to reproduce it *Ask them how they did it and *See if they can do it again. For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me *Tell them it's a feature *Say it's not supported *Change the documentation *Blame it on the hardware *Find a way around it *Say they need an upgrade *Reinstall the software *Ask for a dump *Run with the debugger *Try to reproduce it *Ask them how they did it and *See if they can do it again. Thought you all might enjoy this, being the season and all. Plus some of the reactions to LOMAC, just seemed to hit the right spot. Edited December 20, 2003 by Growler67 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Growler67 0 Posted December 20, 2003 Glad to see it is having the desired effect. HAPPY HOLIDAYS ALL!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Falcon Six Two 0 Posted December 24, 2003 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!:) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chaingun 0 Posted December 24, 2003 ROFL Happy Holidays. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Growler67 0 Posted December 25, 2003 ....Tell 'em it's a feature......... Oh STOP it! I can't breathe....... ....Say it's not supported...... Aahhhh, I can't take it anymore..... To everyone here at BioHaz, Staff, members, and guests......To all of you, and yours, Happy Holidays. Please keep our nations service members and their families in your thoughts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
