More CPO humor.

[navychief 1]

"The Genie"

 

A Petty Officer Second Class, First Class and a Chief are off the ship together for lunch. While crossing a park they come upon an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.

 

The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."

 

"Me first!" says the Petty Officer Second Class. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, a beautiful woman at my side and not a care in the world." Poof! He's gone.

 

"Me next!" says the First Class. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and a beautiful woman." Poof! He's gone.

 

"You're next," the Genie says to the Chief.

 

The Chief says, "I want those two back on the ship right after lunch."

 

 

Heh, heh, heh..... GO Navy.

 

Navy Chief

[navychief 1]

And then there's this one:

 

A crusty old Chief found himself at a gala event downtown, hosted by a local (strictly women's) liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Chief for conversation.

 

She said, "Excuse me, sir, but you seem to be a very serious man. Are you this way all the time, or is something bothering you?"

 

"No," the Chief said, "just serious by nature."

 

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

 

The Chief's short reply was, "Yep, a lot of action."

 

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little - relax and enjoy yourself."

 

The Chief just stared at her in his serious manner.

 

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

 

The chief continued to stare at her and replied, "1955."

 

She said, "Well, there you go; you really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously - I mean, no sex since 1955, isn't that a little extreme?"

 

The Chief, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "Oh, I don't know. It's only 2130 now!"

 

Yeah!!!!

 

Navy Chief

 

All for now. Off to go house hunting.

[firehawkordy 34]

"The Genie"

 

A Petty Officer Second Class, First Class and a Chief are off the ship together for lunch. While crossing a park they come upon an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.

 

The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."

 

"Me first!" says the Petty Officer Second Class. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, a beautiful woman at my side and not a care in the world." Poof! He's gone.

 

"Me next!" says the First Class. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and a beautiful woman." Poof! He's gone.

 

"You're next," the Genie says to the Chief.

 

The Chief says, "I want those two back on the ship right after lunch."

 

 

Heh, heh, heh.....  GO Navy.

 

Navy Chief

Chief,

As a First Class Aviation Ordnanceman I have one thing to say,

Evil, pure and simple Evil ;)

 

Happy house hunting.

 

Now Launch The ALPHA Strike!!!