Slartibartfast Posted June 29, 2011 Posted June 29, 2011 (edited) Found while roaming the interweb thingie... GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out lightbulb? BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp. ROTTWEILER: Make me! LAB: Oh, me,me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Can I?!!! GERMAN SHEPARD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. TIBETAN TERRIER: Let the Boder Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. JACK RUSSEL TERRIER: Ill just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. DOBERMAN: While its dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right here... GREYHOUND: It isn't moving, who cares? AUSTRALIAN SHEPARD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... OLD ENGLISH SHEEPDOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb. HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZZZzZzZzZZz.z..z...z...z.z.z...z CAT: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is : How long will it be before I can expect light? ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF. Edited June 29, 2011 by Slartibartfast
UK_Widowmaker Posted June 29, 2011 Posted June 29, 2011 (edited) hahahaha Scarily accurate too Edited June 29, 2011 by UK_Widowmaker
Derk Posted June 30, 2011 Posted June 30, 2011 I like it too, added something about my Newfoundlanders and will tell my cat ..... Houdoe, Derk
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