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A little Priestly Smuggling...

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As it is a Sunday...

 

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"

 

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

 

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

 

"I be glad to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

 

She nodded and accepted the risk. "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

 

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

 

The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

 

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

 

The official thought this answer was rather strange, so he asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

 

"I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

 

It took a moment for the customs man to absorb the statement, but once he did he had a hard time keeping a straight face as he called out, "Next!"

 

:rofl:

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with the circumstances of this morning over here, i needed that one!

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with the circumstances of this morning over here, i needed that one!

Hope everythings okay over there...

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