Olham 164 Posted October 31, 2012 (edited) I was wondering since a long time how it might feel to be a developer for WOFF, with so little time and such a small crew, and then still so much to get ready and done - while the fans are ever only asking their menacing "when, when, when will it be ready?" So I started rhyming these Limerick-style lyrics, which could be sung on some old fashioned melody (don't thry that famous Stones song - it won't fit - I just borrowed their title). I hope some of you will come up with more verses. I know mine are no proper English, but I guess they are understood. Come on, start rhyming! SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVEL I wonder how it feels to be a devel Your life must be on quite a diff'rent level The others have the fun fly your airplanes in the sun whilst you can't sleep before some more is done. Each time when you have got a new thing ready You're happy 'bout your progress going steady You go and shoot the screens Then you post the finest scenes But they're like kids - "when is it ready, daddy?!?" Nutrition's too much coffee, smoke and baked beans Your family and holidays in Smithereens Your life is really tough You only breathe for WOFF And now your mouse-click-finger is just falling off. Olham 2012 Edited October 31, 2012 by Olham Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HumanDrone 4 Posted October 31, 2012 (edited) This could be fun if we don't take it too seriously and can poke a little fun at ourselves! "The feature list is so much fuller! WOFF is gonna be so much cooler!" But then we see some tart Ask, "Will the airmen fart?" And *facepalm*, it's back to the start! (Remember, everyone, it'll be a lot more fun if we don't get to serious!) Edited October 31, 2012 by HumanDrone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olham 164 Posted October 31, 2012 Oh yes, definitely - I didn't mean this to be serious at all! (I hope my funny English DOES appear funny?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HumanDrone 4 Posted November 1, 2012 It is, i hope mine is to you as well (if a bit on the crude side...) I have a headache and I'm beat or I'd try another verse... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olham 164 Posted November 1, 2012 It's quite hearty, HumanDrone - but what is a "facepalm"??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HumanDrone 4 Posted November 1, 2012 (edited) Oh, it's an expression of frustration when you just cannot believe what the other person has just stated or requested. You put your head down and bring your hand up to cover your face. See here and just for fun, here. Edited November 1, 2012 by HumanDrone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
