You just can't get enough of ass !

[Capitaine Vengeur 263]

Corsicans like sausage of ass; one of their main weaknesses. So, old Dumenicu has invented an automatic machine to make sausages out of an ass, and presents it to his son, a boy not really renowned for his bright intelligence:

[ with Corsican accent ]

- You see, Alfonsu, the ass enters the machine here on the conveyor belt, and some minutes later, delicious sausages just go out there...

 

Alfonsu thinks a moment, then asks giggling stupidely:

- Hey babbu, have you found a machine, you put a sausage into, and an ass goes out?

 

Old Dumenicu sighs and replies:

- Yes son, I have found one: your mother...

[+whiteknight06604 934]

lol

[Lazarus1177 164]

In stitches after reading this!

[Nesher 628]

lol