Good one

[+Olham]

Yesterday I read this from Albert Einstein - many of you may know it, but it was new to me, and I like it:

 

"The universe and the human stupidity are both infinite.

Though - I'm not yet totally sure about the universe there."

Edited November 19, 2013 by Olham

[+RAF_Louvert]

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Albert was great.  One of my favs is his explanation of relativity: “Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.”

 

Even I can understand that.  

 

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[+Florian]

Never forget my favorite from Mr.E...

 

"I don't know what kind of weapons will be used in the third world war, but I can tell you what the fourth world war will be fought with -- sticks and stones..."

[+Olham]

Albert was great.  One of my favs is his explanation of relativity: “Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.

Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.”

 

Even I can understand that.

Hey, I got that!

No one ever bothered to explain it to me that simple!

 

Florian, that's a good one too - but not really funny IMHO.

It has a strong ring of truth, though.

Edited November 19, 2013 by Olham

[von Baur]

Not Einstein, but Lucy van Pelt once said to her brother, Linus, "The quality of your stupidity is rising." I always liked that one. Used it a time or two myself.

[AROTH]

Yesterday I read this from Albert Einstein - many of you may know it, but it was new to me, and I like it:

 

"The universe and the human stupidity are both infinite.

Though - I'm not yet totally sure about the universe there."

 

Sadly and unfortunately, that is very true....