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littlesmoke

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  1. Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with all the women in the world once a month and they bleed for a week afterward.

     

    In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

     

    When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

     

    Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

     

    For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

     

    Before e-mail was invented, Chuck Norris would attatch messages to kittens and roundhouse kick them to their destination.

     

    that's the funniest post I've ever read! great stuff, and all true...


  2. "I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."

    John Wayne in 'The Shootist"

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