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Piloto

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  1. Piloto

    VF-1

    http://www.geocities.com/militaryzone_portugal/artigo6.htm
  2. http://www.geocities.com/militaryzone_port...avante-file.htm
  3. Sure, why not. 2 weeks... Now, for real....the Tigershark is very popular amongst every simmer here, and there where a lot of topics opened requesting it....but if it wasnt made then, i believe it would be a while before we see one. Why dont you try making one yourself?!
  4. Piloto

    Cloverfield

    For me, The Host was a huge suprise in last years fantastic movie festival in Oporto!!! I liked it a lot! Lot´s of quality and storyline perfect!! Cant wait for the Host 2. :yes: As for Cloverfield....as i read it here...i guess i would pass this one....
  5. Muito boooommmmm.....esses esquilos aí é pra tirar sarro da gente
  6. Vai deixar de ter "coelhas" lá.....tão stressadas
  7. De fontes não oficiais, pode-se dizer q os Falcões fizeram a primeira "caça"....pelo menos 3 coelhos!!!
  8. Olha aí os Ka-32 Portugas É pena é serem de outra guerra (a dos fogos)...mas se fosse assim tb eram massa a mais...
  9. Por supuesto que si....si NF trae el WP si instalas em double com el de Mirage Factory te puede dar conflitos...a mi me ocurre esso.
  10. Hola. No instales el wepons pack tras instalar Nato Fighters porque te puede criar essa situacion. NF ya trae el Wepons Pack. Intenta-lo assi.
  11. MArcelo ao Ministerio da Defesa Brasileiro!!!!
  12. Piloto

    VF-1

    Sim, mas n foi isso q eu disse. Eu disse q tanto os Australianos como pelos vistos os Espanhois, n usam os sistemas de trem/gancho/etc... dos F/A-18 americanos porque os removem mal eles saem da fábrica, o q por acaso até nem é o caso dos CF-18 q mantem muitos dos sistemas navalizados Generalizar isso é q é um disparate, pois esta mais q visto q n têm todos as mesmas caracteristicas (neste caso os Autralianos e os Espanhois)
  13. Piloto

    VF-1

    É a falsa canopy debaixo da verdadeira! Bolovo, o q voce disse é um disparate...os Australianos n usam sistemas de acoplagem nem aterrisagem de porta-avioes nos seus hornets...dai a diferença de peso q o Silver fala. Eu acredita q os Cf sejam iguais. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F/A-18
  14. Aiiii e começar a comprar jogos inves de os sacar da net! Estranho....qd vice instala o WP do Bunyap ele instala os editores automaticamente...voce qual instalou? tb pode instalar a partir do sita da TW como falou o Silver.
  15. Thanks for the model, is very nice! May i ask only one question...when im flying mach 1.3 (around 1345km/h) the tail and rudder start vibrating real hard...is this normal? Once again thanks for very nice airplane! :yes:
  16. "Say what once again you Motherf#"&$ i dare you! I double dare you!!" Sammy L. Jackson - Pulp Fiction
  17. Ka-27!!!
  18. Piroca? tá-me chamando veado? Não...nunca andei. O maior em q estive foi na "Vasco da Gama"...
  19. ele quis dizer jangada Excelente trabalho Marcelo, como sempre!
  20. Hey! Nobody said TK was working on that bird... http://www.flightglobal.com/articles/2007/...r-f-35-jsf.html
  21. Marcelo, tá comendo a cabeça deles
  22. Muito melhor !!! Esses poços de petroleo são de onde
  23. Nem tá mau Silver! Tem é q reduzir um pouco as insignias senão tem insignias com aviao inves de aviao com insignias...
  24. A snake in the AO The Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO): 1. Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area. 2. Airborne: Lands on and kills the snake. 3. Armor: Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes. 4. Aviation: Has Global Positioning Satellite coordinates to snake. Can't find snake. Returns to base for refuel, crew rest and manicure. 5. Ranger: Plays with snake, then eats it. 6. Field Artillery: Kills snake with massive Time On Target barrage with three Forward Artillery Brigades in support. Kills several hundred civilians as unavoidable collateral damage. Mission is considered a success and all participants (i.e., cooks, mechanics and clerks) are awarded Silver Stars. 7. Special Forces: Makes contact with snake, ignores all State Department directives and Theater Commander Rules of Engagement by building rapport with snake and winning its heart and mind. Trains it to kill other snakes. Files enormous travel settlement upon return. 8. Combat Engineer: Studies snake. Prepares in-depth doctrinal thesis in obscure 5 series Field Manual about how to defeat snake using countermobility assets. Complains that maneuver forces don't understand how to properly conduct doctrinal counter-snake ops. 9. Navy SEAL: Expends all ammunition and calls for naval gunfire support in failed attempt to kill snake. Snake bites SEAL and retreats to safety. Hollywood makes fantasy film in which SEALS kill Muslim extremist snakes. 10. Navy: Fires off 50 cruise missiles from various types of ships, kills snake and makes presentation to Senate Appropriations Committee on how Naval forces are the most cost-effective means of anti-snake force projection. 11. Marine: Kills snake by accident while looking for souvenirs. Local civilians demand removal of all US forces from Area of Operations. 12. Marine Recon: Follows snake, gets lost. 13. Combat Controllers: Guides snake elsewhere. 14. Para-Rescue Jumper: Wounds snake in initial encounter, then works feverishly to save snake's life. 15. Supply: (NOTICE: Your anti-snake equipment is on backorder.) 16. Transport pilot: Receives call for anti-snake equipment, and delivers two weeks after due date. 17. F-15 pilot: Mis-identifies snake as enemy Mil-24 Hind helicopter and engages with missiles. Crew chief paints snake kill on aircraft. 18. F-16 pilot: Finds snake, drops two CBU-87 cluster bombs, and misses snake target, but get direct hit on Embassy 100 KM East of snake due to weather (Too Hot also Too Cold, Was Clear but too overcast, Too dry with Rain, Unlimited ceiling with low cloud cover etc.) Claims that purchasing multi-million dollar, high-tech snake-killing device will enable it in the future to kill all snakes and achieve a revolution in military affairs. 19. AH-64 Apache pilot: Unable to locate snake, snakes don't show well on infra-red. Infrared only operable in desert AO's without power lines or SAM's. 20. UH-60 Blackhawk pilot: Finds snake on fourth pass after snake builds bonfire, pops smoke, lays out VS 17 to mark Landing Zone. Rotor wash blows snake into fire. 21. B-52 pilot: Pulls ARCLIGHT mission on snake, kills snake and every other living thing within two miles of target. 22. Missile crew: Lays in target coordinates to snake in 20 seconds, but can't receive authorization from National Command Authority to use nuclear weapons. 23. Intelligence officer: Snake? What snake? Only four of 35 indicators of snake activity are currently active. We assess the potential for snake activity as LOW. 24. Judge Advocate General (JAG): Snake declines to bite, citing grounds of professional courtesy.
  25. Xiiii....mais rombo no petroleo!!! Ele aqui já tá caro pra caramba!
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