Dave

The 379th BG later became the 379th Bomb Wing based at Wurtsmith AFB, Oscoda, Michigan. The "K" on the tail was painted on most of thee Buff's there. That story was known at the 379th and they had it their unit history book. The reason I know about is because my dad was stationed there twice when I was growing and met my wife there. That base and wings holds a special place in my heart. A true warrior with a high ideal of morality Herr Steigler showed that day. A salute to him and that crew.

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress, $5000. Tux rental, $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Men Are Just Happier People. NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fatboy, Bubba, and Wildman. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. BATHROOMS A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does. DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. NATURAL Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. OFFSPRING Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears, and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

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Glad they got his sorry ass......now he gets to pay the piper....... xclusiv8 I think you should be the guest executioner and make is slow and painful.......

OMG that was awesome! When I was 12, I decided it was a good I idea to shoot a compressed gas propane tank with my dad's .54 cal muzzle loader from 20 yards away..........in retrospect.....it WAS NOT a good idea....

Ok, Im going to say it......here it comes......I like the new patch and the fading trees dont bother me....I'm too busy flying without get my can shot off.

"If you let us go, I'll bring back the sun."

So far about 1100 tornados this year and that's twice the amount the US had all last year. Joplin, Mo, Tuscolusa, Al, destroyed. Mississippi River flooding. Mother nature can be a bitch. I'm a very lucky person that I havent had to go through that. I hope those people recover fast and may the people who lost theirs lives find peace.

f***in A JM!!!!!!

I like the way you think....

MK-20 Rockeyes........kills bad guys......DEAD.....

Here we go again....

Awesome report my friend.

OBL was an asshole murdering freak and Im glad he's dead and I celebrate and make jokes about it. He was not a fellow human being he was a freakin' monster.

Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats to the winners!!!!!!

This was my favorite line because it is spot on!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh wow. He was great to watch!!!!

Dawn

Thanks Jeff!

Before you upload a mod I highly recommend you read these areas. http://combatace.com/topic/55729-freeware-licensing/ http://combatace.com/topic/60088-a-reminder-before-you-upload-a-mod/ Remember you need to give specific credit to any files you use even though they may signers of the freeware licensing agreement. If you have any questions I will be happy to answer them for you.

So far so good, TMF F-16C with Iceland terrain.

EWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! It really is a fungus.....