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Calling USAFBTL/No Cheese cause im Lactose Intolerant
Dave replied to 195th_Moses's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 1 Series - Mods/Skinning Discussion
You don't ever have to ask to use my stuff. Have fun and they have pills for your lactose problem....... :) -
Best Review of the 300: 300 - Reviewed by Neil Cumpston: I just saw a movie that'll give your eyes boners, make your balls scream and make you poop DVD copies of THE TRANSPORTER. It's called 300. I don't know what the title has to do with the movie, but they could've called it KITTENS MAKING CANDLES and it'd still rule. It's about these 300 Greek dudes who stomp the sugar-coated **** out of like a million other dudes. I have a feeling that a lot of high school sports coaches are going to show this film to their teams before they play. Also, gay dudes and divorced women are going to use screen captures for computer wallpaper. The movie takes place about a million years ago, and it's sort of like a prequel to SIN CITY. Except way less guns and cars but twice as much skull splitting. If you watch this movie and go into a Taco Bell, and say to the cashier, "I need some extra sauce packets" guess what? You're getting twenty sauce packets because your face will punch him in the brain. I can't spoil the plot because THANK GOD THERE ISN'T ONE. Just ass kicking that kicks ass that, while said ass is getting kicked, is kicking yet more ass that's hitting someone's balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey. TWO COOL THINGS ABOUT THE MOVIE AND ONE THING I DIDN'T LIKE: COOL THING ONE: HEAVY METAL DURING BATTLE SCENES Who gives a I'm_an_idiot! if the music isn't historically correct? LORD OF THE RINGS could've used some Journey. This movie has that chu-CHUNG kind of metal that you hear in your head when your shift supervisor at Wetzel's Pretzel is telling you that you'll have to stay for clean up and you wish you had a sock filled with quarters in your hand. COOL THING TWO: FOES, MINI-BOSSES AND A BIG BOSS Basically, the Greek dudes are fighting these Persian dudes, but the director, who must have a dick made of three machine guns, does it all like a video game. The Greeks fight every death metal video from the last ten years. There's wave after wave of giants, freaks, ninjas, mutants, wizards, and a hunchback who looks like he's got Rosie O'Donnell on his back. Would I have been happy if Dom DeLuise from HISTORY OF THE WORLD, PART I had shown up? Maybe, but this movie more than makes up for that glaring oversight. NOT SO GOOD THING: DUDE NUDITY ("DUDE-ITY") These are Greek times, when there were a lot of naked women around. And there are some naked women in this film, but almost every naked woman scene has a muscular dude giving the screen an ass picnic. Dude-ity is something directors put in their movies so people will think they're serious, I guess, and not just throwing in naked hotties. Any directors reading this - IT'S OKAY TO JUST THROW IN NAKED HOTTIES. Can't someone make a movie about naked Amazons and call it PAUSE BUTTON? My final analysis is 300 the most ass-ruling movie I've seen this year, and will probably be the King of 2007 unless someone makes a movie where a pair of sentient boobs fights a werewolf.
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Calling USAFBTL/No Cheese cause im Lactose Intolerant
Dave replied to 195th_Moses's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 1 Series - Mods/Skinning Discussion
Its not a very good terrain, I just threw it together for something to do. It needs alot more target areas added. -
campaign ctd
Dave replied to arf16's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 1 Series - Mission/Campaign Building Discussion
http://forum.combatace.com/index.php?showtopic=12107 Check this out and see if it helps. Can you give some more specifics though. Like the steps you took to edit it. -
Calling USAFBTL/No Cheese cause im Lactose Intolerant
Dave replied to 195th_Moses's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 1 Series - Mods/Skinning Discussion
It was doen way before WOE and WOV came out. I just didnt upload it until much later. -
Thanks Fates, on my way.
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Calling USAFBTL/No Cheese cause im Lactose Intolerant
Dave replied to 195th_Moses's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 1 Series - Mods/Skinning Discussion
You can use it with SF/WOE and WOV. The knowledge base will show you how......... http://forum.combatace.com/index.php?showtopic=12230 -
A sad thing indeed, I still crank up Boston.
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Hi-res Winter Terrain for First Eagles
Dave replied to max188's topic in Thirdwire - First Eagles 1&2
HOLY COW MAX! That is great! -
"What If.." goes round the bend....
Dave replied to Wrench's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 1 Series - Mods/Skinning Discussion
Kevin I have to draw the line......Not a pound for air to ground. You can butcher any plane you want but leave my beloved Eagle out of it. -
Harrier Campaign Released
Dave replied to JSF_Aggie's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 1 Series - Mission/Campaign Building Discussion
Looks great JSF. sure would like to know how you place those objects so well. -
More Flankers!
Dave replied to Marcfighter's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 1 Series - General Discussion
To have to name the main ini exactly like the title of the folder for example. You named the plane F-15C_Soviet. The main ini, F-15C_Soviet.ini has to look just like that or it will not show up. -
MIG 29G Gun Sounds
Dave replied to Redddevil911's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 1 Series - General Discussion
Yes you can an all will be well. -
wip
Dave replied to littlesmoke's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 1 Series - Mods/Skinning Discussion
Damn fine job for your first skin. Keep it up. -
A Strike Mission to be Proud Of......
Dave posted a topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 1 Series - General Discussion
This F-4D squadron kicked ass and took names....... -
A Strike Mission to be Proud Of......
Dave replied to Dave's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 1 Series - General Discussion
It was only 12 500 lbs bombs. Those other hits you see are my flight hitting the airfield too. -
Intro sequence anyone?
Dave replied to Caesar's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 1 Series - General Discussion
I thought it was great! Upload it for download. Anyone who has an issue with you "filming" 3rd party aircraft needs to shove off. Great job! -
More Flankers!
Dave replied to Marcfighter's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 1 Series - General Discussion
Falcon, that is the beauty of this sim isn't it? You can make what you want. :) -
OT: Anyone have an ATI Mobility 1800X?
Dave replied to Dave's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 1 Series - General Discussion
Well updating the driver didn't work. Any other ideas to get rid of the white square? I did turn the cockpit detail down but that blows. I got a kick ass computer and turning down the cockpit detail sux. There has to be something else to do. -
Limit to the amount of planes inthe original campaign
Dave replied to 195th_Moses's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 1 Series - Mission/Campaign Building Discussion
For awhile longer, the wife got orders though and I can't go with her. Go figure. -
Tail problems
Dave replied to 195th_Moses's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 1 Series - Mods/Skinning Discussion
That I am not sure about. -
Tail problems
Dave replied to 195th_Moses's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 1 Series - Mods/Skinning Discussion
http://www.simmerspaintshop.com/forums/fil...ml&act=down You add this as a layer over the tail for example and then put it in the game. Then in the game you look at the numbered area make note of it, then you know where to paint. Make sense? -
Tail problems
Dave replied to 195th_Moses's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 1 Series - Mods/Skinning Discussion
There is nothing worng per se. There is another piece of the tail you need to find on another bmp to cover that up. Have you used a panel finder? -
Limit to the amount of planes inthe original campaign
Dave replied to 195th_Moses's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 1 Series - Mission/Campaign Building Discussion
I would refer this question to JSF Aggie then. Maybe he knows. -
Limit to the amount of planes inthe original campaign
Dave replied to 195th_Moses's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 1 Series - Mission/Campaign Building Discussion
I have never heard of a limit.