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  1. You don't ever have to ask to use my stuff. Have fun and they have pills for your lactose problem....... :)
  2. 300 The Movie

    Best Review of the 300: 300 - Reviewed by Neil Cumpston: I just saw a movie that'll give your eyes boners, make your balls scream and make you poop DVD copies of THE TRANSPORTER. It's called 300. I don't know what the title has to do with the movie, but they could've called it KITTENS MAKING CANDLES and it'd still rule. It's about these 300 Greek dudes who stomp the sugar-coated **** out of like a million other dudes. I have a feeling that a lot of high school sports coaches are going to show this film to their teams before they play. Also, gay dudes and divorced women are going to use screen captures for computer wallpaper. The movie takes place about a million years ago, and it's sort of like a prequel to SIN CITY. Except way less guns and cars but twice as much skull splitting. If you watch this movie and go into a Taco Bell, and say to the cashier, "I need some extra sauce packets" guess what? You're getting twenty sauce packets because your face will punch him in the brain. I can't spoil the plot because THANK GOD THERE ISN'T ONE. Just ass kicking that kicks ass that, while said ass is getting kicked, is kicking yet more ass that's hitting someone's balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey. TWO COOL THINGS ABOUT THE MOVIE AND ONE THING I DIDN'T LIKE: COOL THING ONE: HEAVY METAL DURING BATTLE SCENES Who gives a I'm_an_idiot! if the music isn't historically correct? LORD OF THE RINGS could've used some Journey. This movie has that chu-CHUNG kind of metal that you hear in your head when your shift supervisor at Wetzel's Pretzel is telling you that you'll have to stay for clean up and you wish you had a sock filled with quarters in your hand. COOL THING TWO: FOES, MINI-BOSSES AND A BIG BOSS Basically, the Greek dudes are fighting these Persian dudes, but the director, who must have a dick made of three machine guns, does it all like a video game. The Greeks fight every death metal video from the last ten years. There's wave after wave of giants, freaks, ninjas, mutants, wizards, and a hunchback who looks like he's got Rosie O'Donnell on his back. Would I have been happy if Dom DeLuise from HISTORY OF THE WORLD, PART I had shown up? Maybe, but this movie more than makes up for that glaring oversight. NOT SO GOOD THING: DUDE NUDITY ("DUDE-ITY") These are Greek times, when there were a lot of naked women around. And there are some naked women in this film, but almost every naked woman scene has a muscular dude giving the screen an ass picnic. Dude-ity is something directors put in their movies so people will think they're serious, I guess, and not just throwing in naked hotties. Any directors reading this - IT'S OKAY TO JUST THROW IN NAKED HOTTIES. Can't someone make a movie about naked Amazons and call it PAUSE BUTTON? My final analysis is 300 the most ass-ruling movie I've seen this year, and will probably be the King of 2007 unless someone makes a movie where a pair of sentient boobs fights a werewolf.
  3. Its not a very good terrain, I just threw it together for something to do. It needs alot more target areas added.
  4. http://forum.combatace.com/index.php?showtopic=12107 Check this out and see if it helps. Can you give some more specifics though. Like the steps you took to edit it.
  5. It was doen way before WOE and WOV came out. I just didnt upload it until much later.
  6. Need to Talk To Someone From Ireland

    Thanks Fates, on my way.
  7. You can use it with SF/WOE and WOV. The knowledge base will show you how......... http://forum.combatace.com/index.php?showtopic=12230
  8. BOSTON Lead Singer found Dead.

    A sad thing indeed, I still crank up Boston.
  9. HOLY COW MAX! That is great!
  10. Kevin I have to draw the line......Not a pound for air to ground. You can butcher any plane you want but leave my beloved Eagle out of it.
  11. Looks great JSF. sure would like to know how you place those objects so well.
  12. To have to name the main ini exactly like the title of the folder for example. You named the plane F-15C_Soviet. The main ini, F-15C_Soviet.ini has to look just like that or it will not show up.
  13. Yes you can an all will be well.
  14. Damn fine job for your first skin. Keep it up.
  15. It was only 12 500 lbs bombs. Those other hits you see are my flight hitting the airfield too.
  16. I thought it was great! Upload it for download. Anyone who has an issue with you "filming" 3rd party aircraft needs to shove off. Great job!
  17. Falcon, that is the beauty of this sim isn't it? You can make what you want. :)
  18. Well updating the driver didn't work. Any other ideas to get rid of the white square? I did turn the cockpit detail down but that blows. I got a kick ass computer and turning down the cockpit detail sux. There has to be something else to do.
  19. For awhile longer, the wife got orders though and I can't go with her. Go figure.
  20. http://www.simmerspaintshop.com/forums/fil...ml&act=down You add this as a layer over the tail for example and then put it in the game. Then in the game you look at the numbered area make note of it, then you know where to paint. Make sense?
  21. There is nothing worng per se. There is another piece of the tail you need to find on another bmp to cover that up. Have you used a panel finder?
  22. I would refer this question to JSF Aggie then. Maybe he knows.
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