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  1. LOL...I must be missing something, because I never known them not be. AFAIK, I've always had working bow and waist cats.
  2. If you're using the default "DirectX" axis, you can map them inside the game through the options/ controls/ customize menu. Assuming that you are also using CH pedals, well, the toe-brakes are not currently mappable in this series. You're missing out if you're simply using the default mapping on your CH products. You really need to PM 531-Ghost. Although he swings by this site occasionally, he's best contacted at CH-hanger.com.
  3. A tiny little detail....6 inch shells in flight
  4. If a tree falls in a forest, and there's no one around to hear it, does it make any noise? Is it ethical (or even possible) to accuse someone of committing piracy against pirates?
  5. It would be real easy. Unfortunately, you'd never hear it in-game, as there's no presently no coding for it.
  6. Merry Christmas

    Merry Chritmas to all of you, and your loved ones
  7. Aint this some stuff

    New Castle Couty AP's right next to route 13. I used to pass by there on my way to and from Virginia at least once a week, when I was working on a project down there. I recall seeing, and telling Dave about that '21. There's also been a '23 there on occasion. If you should stop at the McDonald's just south of there, be forwarned: Buy an extra order of fries for the birds in the parking lot, or the sea gulls will take hostages when you attempt to leave
  8. Stary, Post process + diffuse equals what? You get one guess....
  9. I'm inclined to say yes. Look at the stack, masts and deck. It also appears to be bump-mapped. As for the terrain, now, that's a proper water shader! I wonder if they're using a different one for inland waters?
  10. Just a few sound effects that I was playing with, admittedly a bit corny (and unnecessary, as you'll never hear them from the cockpit). The US Juneau keeping 6 P4 torpedo boats at bay...it actually sank 4 of them, when the AI skippers seemed to take the concept of "chasing shell splashes" to a literally moronic extreme SoundFX.wmv
  11. Ridley Scott's Prometheus trailer

    I recall the impact that Alien had on the scifi crowd back in the day..... During the 1970s, the vast majority of science fiction films were about people attempting to survive in a post-apocalyptic world....a theme that was well worn by 1977, and had trashed and all but killed the genre (talk about history repeating itself). Then along came Star Wars, and Close Encounters of the Third Kind....feel-good scifi flicks that were suitable for the whole family. The thing is, neither of those films really satisfied the hard-core scifi fan. Then along came Alien, and, Holyshiit! It didn't do very well with the main-stream movie-going crowd at the time, who were obviously expecting another Star Wars or Close Encounters...but the critics loved it, and called it "compelling, refreshing, and engaging". How much of an impact did it have on me? When I purchased my first VCR in 1981, guess which film I picked up, first? I recall paying about $90 for it. Adjusting for inflation over the ensuing years, that's equivalent to $250, today!
  12. OT-Looks like the Mythbusters are at if again

    So, should the receiving parties inquire if any of the space-faring nations have lost their balls?
  13. I can, but be forwarned that they require editing of the bulletobject.ini, and then new entries being added to the soundlist.ini.
  14. Here's a nice, concise tutorial on DX10 high level shader language (HLSL), specifically on lighting. The example given results in a basic reflection shader....that looks very much like ThirdWire's water shader... Well, have at it http://takinginitiative.net/2010/08/30/directx-10-tutorial-8-lighting-theory-and-hlsl/
  15. It's a very good, hi-poly model, by Krizis. The cockpit for it should be an absolute work of art.
  16. DO, Don't even go there.....I was using the same TGA-driven water shader effect in SF2, SF2V, and SF2E that I had been in SF1...and I have full backups of the game at that patch level to prove it
  17. When SF2 was first released, I used the same water shader in it, that I'd written for SF1, and that one used a tga file, as well I'm sure that Dave will chime in and verify that Somewhere around the time that Third Wire released the patch that "fixed" DX10 (If memory serves me right, that would have been about the time that SF2I was released), the series had issues reading shaders outside of the default ones.
  18. Ahhh......NO. My current water shader uses a normal file in tga format, and works it quite well, as evidenced by the videos that I've released.
  19. Santa needs rehab

    This is hilarious http://www.dnainfo.com/20111220/downtown/drunken-santas-terrorized-lower-manhattan-during-santacon-locals-say#ixzz1hBbqHzeu
  20. The Yak-38 is waiting for a cockpit, and an updated FM.
  21. A week in the life of an IT tech

    Found this oldie in an archived email on my external drive. It's over 8 years old, but it's still a fun read... Monday 8:05am User called to say they forgot password. Told them to use password retrieval utility called FDISK. Blissfully ignorant, they thank me and hang up. God, we let the people vote and drive, too? 8:12am Accounting called to say they couldn't access expense reports database. Gave them Standard Sys Admin Answer #112, "Well, it works for me." Let them rant and rave while I unplugged my coffeemaker from the UPS and plugged their server back in. Suggested they try it again. One more happy customer... 8:14 am User from 8:05 call said they received error message "Error accessing Drive 0." Told them it was an OS problem. Transferred them to microsupport. 11:00 am Relatively quiet for last few hours. Decide to plug support phone back in so I can call my girlfriend. Says parents are coming into town this weekend. Put her on hold and transferred her to janitorial closet down in basement. What is she thinking? The "Myst" and "Doom" nationals are this weekend! 11:34 am Another user calls (do they ever learn?). Says they want ACL changed on HR performance review database so that nobody but HR can access database. Tell them no problem. Hang up. Change ACL. Add @MailSend so performance reviews are sent to */US. 12:00 pm Lunch 3:30 pm Return from lunch. 3:55 pm Wake up from nap. Bad dream makes me cranky. Bounce servers for no reason. Return to napping. 4:23 pm Yet another user calls. Wants to know how to change fonts on form. Ask them what chip set they're using. Tell them to call back when they find out. 4:55 pm Decide to run "Create Save/Replication Conflicts" macro so next shift has something to do. Tuesday 8:30 am Finish reading support log from last night. Sounded busy. Terrible time with Save/Replication conflicts. 9:00 am Support manager arrives. Wants to discuss my attitude. Click on PhoneNotes SmartIcon. "Love to, but kinda busy. Put something in the calendar database!" I yell as I grab for the support lines, which have (mysteriously) lit up. Walks away grumbling. 9:35 pm Team leader from R&D needs ID for new employee. Tell them they need form J-19R=9C9\\DARR\K1. Say they never heard of such a form. Tell them it's in the SPECIAL FORMS database. Say they never heard of such a database. Transfer them to janitorial closet in basement. 10:00 am Perky sounding intern from R&D calls and says she needs new ID. Tell her I need employee number, department name, manager name, and marital status. Run @DbLookup against state parole board database, Centers for Disease Control database, and my Oprah Winfrey database. No hits. Tell her ID will be ready tonight. Drawing from the lessons learned in last week's "Reengineering for Customer Partnership," I offer to personally deliver ID to her apartment. 10:07 am Janitor stops by to say he keeps getting strange calls in basement. Offer to train him on Notes. Begin now. Let him watch console while I grab a smoke. 1:00 pm Return from smoking break. Janitor says phones kept ringing, so he transferred them to cafeteria lady. I like this guy. 1:05 pm Big commotion! Support manager falls in hole left where I pulled floor tiles outside his office door. Stress to him importance of not running in computer room, even if I do yell "Omigod -- Fire!" 1:15 pm Development Standards Committee calls and complains about umlauts in form names. Apologizing for the inconvenience, I tell them I will fix it. Hang up and run global search/replace using gaks. 1:20 pm Mary Hairnet from cafeteria calls. Says she keeps getting calls for "Notice Loads" or "NoLoad Goats," she's not sure, couldn't here over industrial-grade blender. Tell her it was probably "Lettuce Nodes." Maybe the food distributor with a new product? She thinks about it and hangs up. 2:00 pm Legal secretary calls and says she lost password. Ask her to check in her purse, floor of car, and on bathroom counter. Tell her it probably fell out of back of machine. Suggest she put duct tape over all the airvents she can find on the PC. Grudgingly offer to create new ID for her while she does that. 2:49 pm Janitor comes back. Wants more lessons. I take off rest of day. Wednesday 8:30 am Irate user calls to say chipset has nothing to do with fonts on form. Tell them Of course, they should have been checking "Bitset," not "chipset." Sheepish user apologizes and hangs up. 9:10am Support manager, with foot in cast, returns to office. Schedules 10:00am meeting with me. User calls and wants to talk to support manager about terrible help at support desk. Tell them manager about to go into meeting. Sometimes life hands you material... 10:00 am Call Louie in janitorial services to cover for me. Go to support manager's office. He says he can't dismiss me but can suggest several lateral career moves. Most involve farm implements in third-world countries with moderate to heavy political turmoil. By and by, I ask if he's aware of new bug which takes full-text indexed random e-mail databases and puts all references to furry handcuffs and Bambi Boomer in Marketing on the corporate Web page. Meeting is adjourned as he reaches for keyboard, Web browser, and Tums. 10:30 am Tell Louie he's doing great job. Offer to show him mainframe corporate PBX system sometime. 11:00 am Lunch. 4:55 pm Return from lunch. 5:00 pm Shift change; Going home. Thursday 8:00 am New guy ("Marvin") started today. "Nice plaids" I offer. Show him server room, wiring closet, and technical library. Set him up with IBM PC-XT. Tell him to quit whining, Notes runs the same in both monochrome and color. 8:45 am New guy's PC finishes booting up. Tell him I'll create new ID for him. Set minimum password length to 64. Go grab smoke. 9:30 am Introduce Louie the custodian to Marvin. "Nice plaids" Louie comments. Is this guy great or what?! 11:00 am Beat Louie in dominos game. Louie leaves. Fish spare dominos out of sleeves ("Always have backups"). User calls, says Accounting server is down. Untie Ethernet cable from radio antenna (better reception) and plug back into hub. Tell user to try again. Another happy customer! 11:55 am Brief Marvin on Corporate Policy 98.022.01: "Whereas all new employee beginning on days ending in 'Y' shall enjoy all proper aspects with said corporation, said employee is obligated to provide sustenance and relief to senior technical analyst on shift." Marvin doubts. I point to "Corporate Policy" database (a fine piece of work, if I say so myself!). "Remember, that's DOUBLE pepperoni and NO peppers!" I yell to Marvin as he steps over open floor tile to get to exit door. 1:00 pm Oooooh! Pizza makes me so sleepy... 4:30 pm Wake from refreshing nap. Catch Marvin scanning want ads. 5:00 pm Shift change. Flick HR's server off and on several times (just testing the On/Off button...). See ya tomorrow. Friday 8:00 am Night shift still trying to replace power supply in HR server. Told them it worked fine before I left. 9:00 am Marvin still not here. Decide I might start answering these calls myself. Unforward phones from Mailroom. 9:02 am Yep. A user call. Users in Des Moines can't replicate. Me and the Oiuji board determine it's sunspots. Tell them to call Telecommunications. 9:30 am Good God, another user! They're like ants. Says he's in San Diego and can't replicate with Des Moines. Tell him it's sunspots, but with a two-hour difference. Suggest he reset the time on the server back two hours. 10:17 am Pensacola calls. Says they can't route mail to San Diego. Tell them to set server ahead three hours. 11:00 am E-mail from corporate says for everybody to quit resetting the time on their servers. I change the date stamp and forward it to Milwaukee. 11:20 am Finish @CoffeeMake macro. Put phone back on hook. 11:23 am Milwaukee calls, asks what day it is. 11:25 am Support manager stops by to say Marvin called in to quit. "So hard to get good help..." I respond. Support manager says he has appointment with orthopedic doctor this afternoon, and asks if I mind sitting in on the weekly department head meeting for him. "No problem!" 11:30 am Call Louie and tell him opportunity knocks and he's invited to a meeting this afternoon. "Yeah, sure. You can bring your snuff" I tell him. 12:00 am Lunch. 1:00 pm Start full backups on UNIX server. Route them to device NULL to make them fast. 1:03 pm Full weekly backups done. Man, I love modern technology! 2:30 pm Look in support manager's contact management database. Cancel 2:45pm appointment for him. He really should be at home resting, you know. 2:39 pm New user calls. Says want to learn how to create a connection document. Tell them to run connection document utility CTRL-ALT-DEL. Says PC rebooted. Tell them to call microsupport. 2:50 pm Support manager calls to say mixup at doctor's office means appointment cancelled. Says he's just going to go on home. Ask him if he's seen corporate Web page lately. 3:00 pm Another (novice) user calls. Says periodic macro not working. Suggest they place @DeleteDocument at end of formula. Promise to send them document addendum which says so. 4:00 pm Finish changing foreground color in all documents to white. Also set point size to "2" in help databases. 4:30 pm User calls to say they can't see anything in documents. Tell them to go to view, do a "Edit -- Select All", hit delete key, and then refresh. Promise to send them document addendum which says so. 4:45 pm Another user calls. Says they can't read help documents. Tell them I'll fix it. Hang up. Change font to Wingdings. 4:58 pm Plug coffee maker into Ethernet hub to see what happens. Not (too) much. 5:00 pm Night shift shows up. Tell that the hub is acting funny and to have a good weekend.
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