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Cant lock your Keys in a Motorbike... or if you do at least you can get to them easily...

Damn thats ugly... hell the Ugly tree would have run away seeing that coming in its direction...

Looks like the RN is finally ditching the jumpjet version as well http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/08/06/te..._f35c_carriers/

Aaah Carpet bombing with style...

Practice Practice Practice.... Oh did I say Practice... You need to use the TLAR bombing method.... TLAR = That Looks About Right...

Objects as Weapons is for your missiles etc...

Good luck... hope it all works out soon

Very funny

We get them in the UK as well... just covered up so we dont offend people... http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/H...415344548?f=rss

Its great guy deserved it for calling him a Coward and a Liar... He's one of the greatest living men on the planet and our moon and for some idiot to walk up to him and accuse him of that when he's never met the guy. Me I would be honoured to meet the guy... And would be happy to have half his energy when I was that age...

I take it the high miles are around 24000ft high...

Hey the press over here is even worse when we win... making it sound like we shouldn't have won in the spirit of fair play and all that being hows we invented the sport... As to backpackers getting lost in Oz... you send yours over here and they get lost in Oxford Street... Bloomin colonists...

Was great in 2003 at the Rugby World Cup beating them in their own back yard in typical English style in the dying seconds...

Would still advocate getting the Nato fighters series and Operation Desert Storm as they bring you up to the Mid 1980's in Weapons and aircraft...

The Merc Campaing is in Strike Fighters not in Wings Over Europe or Israel

Helmut_AUT Two of the Mods I would definitely advise getting are Nato Fighters 1 to 4 and the Operation Desert Storm simply put they are amazing... and they give a fantastic addition to the standard setup. Oh and they make life interesting in dodging Su-27's and SA-10's in same mission while trying to bomb the living daylights out of an Airfield...

Okay looks like some people have been watching Pixar movies too much... looks like the Penguins have taken over the asylum that is CA!!! Okay Dreamworks I get the 2 mixed up... ~Edited as advised I cant remember anything anymore...

The Italian Job 1960's version Proper Mini's etc and brilliant one liners "Your Only Supposed to blow the bl00dy doors off..." enough said...

Now I have seen it all... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8153168.stm

no words can say it more... its more than a shame that an entertainer can garner more outpourings than 1 soldier when thousands of them have fought for whatever country to defend our freedoms and died or been crippled.

Penguins taste nasty... but are good for land mine clearance...

And there was me thinking my Steam Powered IBM 286 AT 640K 20MB HD 5.25" FD with VGA was old... lol

Apologies for any offence but this made me chuckle Sixteen reasons why Airplanes are easier to live with than Women 1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time. 2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch. 3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go." 4) Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection. 5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation. 6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations. 7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month. 8) Airplanes don't come with in-laws. 9) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before. 10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time. 11) Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes. 12) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines. 13) Airplanes expect to be tied down. 14) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills. 15) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong. 16) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.

Beer has its own definitions depending on how many you have drunk...

Too true... and Beer...