Jump to content

Slartibartfast

ELITE MEMBER
  • Content count

    4,001
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    5

Everything posted by Slartibartfast

  1. Might be a good idea to post what hardware you are running... e.g. Video card etc...
  2. Off his meds he says... more like maybe the wrong ones but these will be perfect for the New Zealand terrain
  3. Been there a few times I don't mind getting hit with a decent missile but as I posted in the DACT Thread being taken by a AIM-4 you know the missile that hits nothing I thought was extracting the urine a little bit... oh and the guy who waxed me and the bad guy with an Amraam now that one nearly made me do the flight again and shoot everything I had at my guys... knowing me I would have missed... And yeah the AI does like to have fun in doing an Iceman in front of you...
  4. Iron Gate is a good read...
  5. That photo shop is lacking something... thats it Sunshine need to send them a Sunshine bomb via a missile that should help them get a nice tan and help them read at night...
  6. I see you have been out taking photo's and remember that you did not get shot at...
  7. Return of the Commodore 64

    Me I had a BBC... Elite by David Braben anyone...
  8. Lol I own this already... as to that wonderful wingman... next time I am gonna make sure he goes north with no weapons... as the wonderful guys have so far shot me down with everything Radarguided (Don't ask even I am not sure) Heaters and Guns... On a more serious note I am going to do a couple of sorties in the B-26K against Mig's to see what advantages you have apart from none and not a lot of hope...
  9. If it doesn't work I am doing something wrong... as it works wonderfully well on mine...
  10. Scooters for the win... I read that article.
  11. Not for me damn fool took me out again last night... with of all missile's An AIM-4 FALCON!!! you know the worst missile we have to deal with...
  12. Can I please be on the plane thats as far away from the Air France one as possible... loved the line about Creating a no fly zone over New York... seriously lucky no-one got hurt...
  13. What do your landings look like ?

    Normally land mine and find myself parked next to the beer tent... I find it saves shoe leather...
  14. Must admit I am thinking the same thing with the B-26... spent a couple of hours learning how to dogfight with it against Mig-17's... damn where's the rear gunner when you need him...
  15. A warning to Idiot's everywhere!

    Should be tied by his ankles to a place and dragged down the runway...
  16. Simon Cowell

    Met him back in 2000 and he was a complete pain in the posterior back then as well... In fact he was so far up his own posterior that he could check his own dental work...
  17. Must admit would be nice as sometimes those trucks are loaded with things that go bang in a big way... And WM you would fly for anyone if they provided the plane... you would pay for your own bullets and gas...
  18. Spinners for that last one you should be shot for Treason!!!
  19. Bring the tower some coffee or Monster Energy drinks

    Always for a Night shift there should be minimum of 2 crew...
  20. swiss aircraft carrier

    The RAF don't have Harriers anymore... :suicide2:
  21. F-86H Sabre...

    Well I for one will give her a spin round the sky... Treat your woman like your kite climb in and take her to heaven and back 5 times a day... Courtesy of Capt Flash-heart... Also walking the road less travelled leads you to some amazing places...
  22. HOLY CRAP! I FOUND PORKINS!

    Well with Jedi you just know he's an old timer...
  23. Welcome to the War Yanks!

    Okay who mentioned the War ??? Perfect time for a Monty Python Moment...
  24. Okay so its still in production then... must admit I cannot wait as I want something to replace my Fleet Command and this one looks the ticket...
×

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use, Privacy Policy, and We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue..