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Found this on a roundabout...!!!

Best advice pen and paper to go to war... or if you have dual screens you can use notepad... It's the little things sometimes...

Now thats looking great... Time to get the New Zealand Air Force ready... aaaaahhh dang it they don't have one... Can the RAF lend them a few Eurofighters... aaaahhh Dang it they don't have any spare... oh well lets go a stooging around in an O-1E...

Must admit I don't own one...

Now we can see if we can survive going downtown to Murmansk...

I will be returning to take more photo's of her... and I will always now make sure the camera is with me on the bike...

Dave's having another LeMay moment... and he's been watching far too much Dr Strangelove or how I learned to love the atomic bomb...

New Pilot NVAF... Pilot Hoi Dang, NVAF 925th Regiment Flying J-6 Time to hit back at the imperialist American Warmonger Pirate dogs... After my 3 years in the glorious Soviet Republic I am sent to China to complete my final training to fly against the Imperial Dogs the Americans... I am to be sent to fly what the Yankees call the Mig-19 or the Chinese copy of it... and a wonderous beast it is I am sure many a Pirate will die to its guns... Sent to fly for the Glorious 925th Regiment. Combat flight 1 4 J-6's Guns Took off and headed straight to Intercept the Imperialist coming from their floating den of sin off shore. I managed to get 1 Phantom with bright navy markings on it before having to dive away to avoid an imperialist coward trying to shoot me from many kilometres away instead of taking me on man to man... I popped back up and got another Phantom and with nothing left to do I flew home under direction of our wonderous Radar controllers. Combat flight 2 8 J-6's Guns and drop tanks. Took off under control and headed for the imperialists and after a lot of low flying to avoid their cowardly rockets I got onto the tail of some small jets carrying bombs and shot all 4 down what a glorious sight. My wingmen also got kills and brought down more imperialists sky pirates. As I headed home with my wingmen we see 2 more Yankees dogs attacking an airfield so we went into help and brought them down in 2 short bursts one for me and one for my wingman. We landed and found out we had lost 3 of our comrades in arms a sad day only brightened with the enemy shot from the sky. Combat flight 3 2 J-6's Guns Today we intercepted more sky pirates but there where too many of them and I was hit by a cowardly missile and brought down. And here I am in hospital listening to the bombs from the sky pirates wanting to take back to the skies and shoot more of them down. Pictures to come (apologies to those sensitive to retoric I believe it helps to become the pilot)...

Must admit it was a rather startling sight... coming up over a hill at a roundabout and there's that parked there... and yes the Theme tune to Thunderbirds did go off in my head...

Happy Birthday Wrench...

England the place where the darkest humour arrives from... Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Archangel Michael found him on the seventh day resting. He enquired of God, "Where have you been?" God pointed downwards through the clouds. "Look Michael, look what I've made" said God. Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth, "For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people." God continued, pointing to the different countries "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area of land and asked, "What's that?" "Ah," said God. "That's the North of England, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful people, seven Premiership football teams in the North West alone and many impressive cities; it is the home of the world's finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and politicians. The people from the North of England are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as speakers of truth." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!" God replied very wisely, "Wait till you see the bunch of idiots I'm putting down South!"

Must admit I have just started a campaign in WOV flying the dreaded Mig-19 well J-6 but who's counting...its amusing against the F-4 they blast in shoot a sparrow and fly out and sent on their way with some 30mm rounds... looking at it from the defenders point of view the J-6 is so out gunned its crazy and I spent most of my 2 flights so far on the defensive though I did nail 4 A-7's and a pair of F-4's that did something stupid... they decided to dogfight... also I did notice that the Navy F-4J is a tougher customer that the F-4D...

I am playing : Fallout New Vegas heavily modded now so its much tougher... Test Drive Unlimited 2 Stalker Pripyat also Modded Strike Fighters 2 entire series also modded from the great folks on this site X3 Terran Conflict also modded... I am seeing a trend here I play modded games....

Happy Birthday

So anyone got any proposed loadouts plan is to be as realistic as possible drop tanks bombs etc... I am going to even go for A-1 vs all the Migs...

And tonights menu is Home made curry the only thing I know that is capable of killing the common cold and causing a heatwave in Vienna...

Yes it was added in an update to take in the Mirage 2000 and a few other fine airplanes as well as carriers to work with the fantastic AV-8B and the fantastic Tomcat...

Good luck guys... As to the DACT I will shortly be doing some Vietnam flying and testing... so will post results once I have eburgers superb mod setup on board...

Just remember to not ask the question otherwise it gets weird round these here parts... and I don't think we want it to get any weirder...

Welcome to the mud and madness... Adger as to mods I will admit that the first thing I look for is mods but for OFF never have done as it is superb without them... oh and new guy buys the drinks... Coffee and schapps danke...

One of my old friends said he could see me turning up to the pearly gates like this :- My butt on fire riding a motorcycle backwards with a woman in one arm and holding a bottle of good whiskey in the other... so looks like going out in a Blaze for me...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/libya/8389565/Libya-UN-approves-no-fly-zone-as-British-troops-prepare-for-action.html Well it looks like its all go... whats left of the RAF is on its way for some target practice...

I am with you on that... :lmao: Hell what do you fire at these things... to kill em... Air to Air with a Maverick Missile??? And imagine the Harm shoot call... methusala methusala because calling Magnum just isn't large enough... Roger over under...