Growler67

As we say "Farewell to 2010" and "Welcome to 2011", may all the best things of the past year equal all the worst you may experience in the coming one. Be Merry in Spirit, Be Kind with your words and Be There for those that you care about and may they be there for you as well. Be Safe, Be True but most of all, Be YOU. Have a Happy

With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore: Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Fang Not a Wolf Priest was stirring, Swift Claw or Long Fang. The tankards were hung in the Great Hall with care, In hopes that the Allfather soon would be there. The Blood Claws were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of blood and guts danced in their heads. And Logan, the Greatwolf, an Axe in his lap, Had hung up his Bolter for a long winter’s nap. When out in the snow fields arose such a clatter, Defence Lasers swivelled preparing to splatter, Their targeting reticules trained on the sight, But quickly stood-down with a beep of delight. Out of the storm, stepped a shadowy figure And as humanoids go, I’ve not seen one bigger! Before him there strode two devilish beasts, Both clearly great wolves with sharp, pointy teeth. The wind whipped around him with hurricane force, But the giant strode on staying true to his course. He drew back his lips and spoke with a growl, "On Freki and Geri, to the drinking hall now." A climb to the gate was made in a trice Over rocky outcrops encrusted with ice. Russ stood at the door and bellowed a call, “The Lord has returned once again to his hall!” A single Blood Claw awoke from his slumber, And sought out a snack to stifle his hunger. On passing the hall he stopped with a gasp, Beholding a sight he barely could grasp. The Primarch spoke out to in a deep throaty roar, "Be at peace now my son, and don't stay by the door, Come join me in drink there's Ale and Mulled Wine, My stay here is short, it's not yet Wolf Time." He drank through the night recounting the Sagas, Thirstily downing both bitters and lagers. The Blood Claw sat opposite, silenced in awe At the sight of the legend who'd walked through the door. As good as his word at the first light of Dawn, Russ gathered his Wolves and laid down his horn. But he turned back and called, 'fore he went out of sight, “Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!” May you each find that shiny new ChainSword you've always wanted under your tree. Have a Happy.........AaaahhhhWwwooooooooo!!!!!!

:yes: Griping about playing Smurfs instead of your dress wearing preferrence? The only Legion is the one the Emperor sends to handle the toughest missions..........The Sons of Russ. j/k 'bout the dress thing. It's all good. I thought this thread was about the UltraMarines live action movie: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultramarines:The_Movie

I want one HexaKopter

The Robot Chicken version was the BEST :) IMO.

I was a member back in the BioHaz days. I was more active then as well. It was a good place then and has continued to be since the switchover. One day when I am able to build my next rig, I'll be visiting even more often. Can't really do much simming with my current (limited) laptop and so I don't tempt/tease myself with what is current in the way of Flight Sims. Besides, I REALLY hate StarForce

More self-replicating defication from HollyWeird. And they went on strike for more money, let's not forget, just so they couldn't collectively produce a creative bone in any of their heads. All they have the capacity to do is re-hash.

http://www.craftsmanshipmuseum.com/park.htm [Vader] "Impressive...............Most Impressive"[/Vader]

Different strokes I guess (pun unintended), she does nothing for me. Additional pics are on the intraweb. They can be found easily enough.

Aparently, the only person who can beat tiger woods with a golf club is his wife. After a wayward drive, tiger found water before nestling behind a tree. Whats the difference between a car and a golf ball??? tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards. This is the 1st time tiger failed to drive 300 yards. Tiger was just playing 18 holes, all had different names. Tiger said the crash was the closet shave he's ever had, Gillette has dropped his contract. If Elin pulls the plug on him, TW will discover a big difference between golf and real life. In golf, straying into the bushes only costs one stroke. Apparently Tiger is like the rest of us he wears grubbies like everyone else. Tiger has officially changed his nickname to.....................Cheatah. Tiger drives well on fairways but dosen't fair well on drive ways... The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I don't know exactly...put me down for a 5." Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up tips on how to beat Tiger. Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. Ping just offered Elin an endorsement contract for her own set of drivers; to be named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with." Tiger was driving an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy? Hello, Mr. Woods. This is the On Star operator. We have detected that an angry person has put a golf club through your window. We've called Nike. A new club is on its way. Who among us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest golf club we can find??!! Tiger's new movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant. Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. Poor choice; he should have gone with the driver. ***************************** NO appologies. If you put yourself in this position, you should get ALL that comes with it. If you are high profile to begin with, all the more reason to be more cognisant about the decisions you make. I think it's funny as hell and I hope this first installment isn't the last to come of this situation. I copy and pasted from a couple of other boards I am on, so enjoy them if you will. If you don't, that too is an option available to you.

I cite the El Salvadoran DUI law. Your first offense IS you last......it's a capital offense. THe DUI rate is nearly nonexistant. The coddling of criminals in this country is in itself a criminal act.

Don't forget that the warrants he had on him couldn't be processed because Arkansas doesn't allow extradition. Huckabee has some blame to bear other than deflecting and blaming others, directly or indirectly. Several family and friends face charges of aiding and abetting as well as one person facing felony accompliss as the getaway driver from the original incident. His sister was detained initially for providing aid to his gun shot wound (delivered by the last dying cop as he fled the scene). He was shot and killed in South Seattle this morning at aproximately 0230 while a patrol officer was investigating a stolen car report. This wasted excuse of a human being had a gun on him that belonged to one of the fallen officers.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,577691,00.html Just happened this morning @ 0800 local. For those who may have or are currently stationed at TCM or the nearby area, this hits hard. Seattle just laid to rest an officer that was directly targetted and executed, and now 4 more. For those that have an Idealistic and Utopian outlook on thngs, explain to me if you can why such things happen. Time of year notwithstanding, how can some people continue looking through rose colored glasses?

Happy Bird-Day everyone. [/img]

However the list of absolute crap boggles the mind. Inluding but not limited to: My Favorite Martian Bewitched Lost in Space Charlie and the Chocolate Factory The Day The Earth Stood Still The Taking of Pelham 123 The Italian Job Planet Of The Apes Godzilla Coming soon: The A Team Arthur (the Dudly Moore originally) The Karate Kid Dune Casablanca (Madonna wants to do this project personally ) Attack of the Killer Tomatoes Porky's (Howard Stern is responsible for this rendition) ....and it pains me immeasurably to even think it.......... Highlander Heavy Metal Effects do not always mean better. Take the lesson from Lucas who single handedly ruined his own classic trilogy by adding effects and putting holes into the story line that were never originally there. No need for anyone else to remake it, he's done plenty enough to destroy it all by his lonesome. I weep for the future.