RogerSmith

Because FastCargo doesn't want to give Happy Endings during massages? :D

A guy walks into an auto parts store says "I would like a wiper blade for my Prius". The man behind the counter says "sounds like a fair trade to me".

is it ok to re-upload the YF-12 taking ZERO credit and private message?

AIM-54's are no longer a selectable weapon for the stock F-14, I just installed McGunny's Ordnance Shop 1 and 2. Anyone know how to fix it?

works now thanks

ok // Weapon Stations --------------------------------------------------------- [AIM9StationL] SystemType=WEAPON_STATION StationID=1 StationGroupID=1 StationType=EXTERNAL AttachmentPosition=-3.49,-0.74,0.31 AttachmentAngles=0.0,0.0,90.0 LoadLimit=200 AllowedWeaponClass=IRM AttachmentType=USN ModelNodeName=AIM-9_Rail_L PylonMass=39.46 PylondragArea=0.02 LaunchRailNodeName= [AIM9StationR] SystemType=WEAPON_STATION StationID=2 StationGroupID=1 StationType=EXTERNAL AttachmentPosition=3.49,-0.74,0.31 AttachmentAngles=0.0,0.0,-90.0 LoadLimit=200 AllowedWeaponClass=IRM AttachmentType=USN ModelNodeName=AIM-9_Rail_R PylonMass=39.46 PylondragArea=0.02 LaunchRailNodeName= [AIM9StationLowerL] SystemType=WEAPON_STATION StationID=3 StationGroupID=2 StationType=EXTERNAL AttachmentPosition=-3.24,-0.63,0.11 AttachmentAngles=0.0,0.0,0.0 LoadLimit=500 AllowedWeaponClass=IRM AttachmentType=USN ModelNodeName=missile_rail_L PylonMass=39.46 PylondragArea=0.00 [AIM9StationLowerR] SystemType=WEAPON_STATION StationID=4 StationGroupID=2 StationType=EXTERNAL AttachmentPosition=3.24,-0.63,0.11 AttachmentAngles=0.0,0.0,0.0 LoadLimit=500 AllowedWeaponClass=IRM AttachmentType=USN ModelNodeName=missile_rail_R PylonMass=39.46 PylondragArea=0.00 [AIM7StationL] SystemType=WEAPON_STATION StationID=5 StationGroupID=2 StationType=EXTERNAL AttachmentPosition=-3.24,-0.86,-0.03 AttachmentAngles=0.0,-2.0,0.0 EjectVelocity=0.0,0.0,-4.0 MissileRollAngle=45.0 LoadLimit=500 AllowedWeaponClass=SAHM AttachmentType=NATO,USN ModelNodeName=AIM-7_Pylon_L PylonMass=24.49 PylondragArea=0.00 [AIM7StationR] SystemType=WEAPON_STATION StationID=6 StationGroupID=2 StationType=EXTERNAL AttachmentPosition= 3.24,-0.86,-0.03 AttachmentAngles=0.0,-2.0,0.0 EjectVelocity=0.0,0.0,-4.0 MissileRollAngle=45.0 LoadLimit=500 AllowedWeaponClass=SAHM AttachmentType=NATO,USN ModelNodeName=AIM-7_Pylon_R PylonMass=24.49 PylondragArea=0.00 [AIM54StationL] SystemType=WEAPON_STATION StationID=7 StationGroupID=2 StationType=EXTERNAL AttachmentPosition=-3.24,-0.99,-0.01 AttachmentAngles=0.0,-2.0,0.0 EjectVelocity=0.0,0.0,-4.0 LoadLimit=500 AllowedWeaponClass=AHM AttachmentType=USN ModelNodeName=pylon_lower_L PylonMass=45.36 PylondragArea=0.00 SpecificStationCode=AIM54 [AIM54StationR] SystemType=WEAPON_STATION StationID=8 StationGroupID=2 StationType=EXTERNAL AttachmentPosition=3.24,-0.99,-0.01 AttachmentAngles=0.0,-2.0,0.0 EjectVelocity=0.0,0.0,-4.0 LoadLimit=500 AllowedWeaponClass=AHM AttachmentType=USN ModelNodeName=pylon_lower_R PylonMass=45.36 PylondragArea=0.00 SpecificStationCode=AIM54 [FuseAIM7Station1] SystemType=WEAPON_STATION StationID=9 StationGroupID=5 StationType=SEMI_RECESSED AttachmentPosition=0.00,-3.69,-0.04 AttachmentAngles=0.0,-2.0,0.0 EjectVelocity=0.0,0.0,-4.0 MissileRollAngle=45.0 LoadLimit=500 AllowedWeaponClass=SAHM AttachmentType=NATO,USN [FuseAIM7Station2] SystemType=WEAPON_STATION StationID=10 StationGroupID=4 StationType=SEMI_RECESSED AttachmentPosition=0.00,0.25,-0.17 AttachmentAngles=0.0,-2.0,0.0 EjectVelocity=0.0,0.0,-4.0 MissileRollAngle=45.0 LoadLimit=500 AllowedWeaponClass=SAHM AttachmentType=NATO,USN [FuseAIM7Station3] SystemType=WEAPON_STATION StationID=11 StationGroupID=4 StationType=EXTERNAL AttachmentPosition=-0.44,2.18,-0.21 AttachmentAngles=0.0,-2.0,0.0 EjectVelocity=0.0,0.0,-4.0 MissileRollAngle=45.0 LoadLimit=500 AllowedWeaponClass=SAHM AttachmentType=NATO,USN [FuseAIM7Station4] SystemType=WEAPON_STATION StationID=12 StationGroupID=4 StationType=SEMI_RECESSED AttachmentPosition= 0.44,2.18,-0.21 AttachmentAngles=0.0,-2.0,0.0 EjectVelocity=0.0,0.0,-4.0 MissileRollAngle=45.0 LoadLimit=500 AllowedWeaponClass=SAHM AttachmentType=NATO,USN [FuseAIM54Station1] SystemType=WEAPON_STATION StationID=13 StationGroupID=4 GroupLimit=5 StationType=EXTERNAL AttachmentPosition=-0.38,-3.54,-0.28 AttachmentAngles=0.0,-2.0,0.0 EjectVelocity=0.0,0.0,-4.0 LoadLimit=500 AllowedWeaponClass=AHM AttachmentType=USN ModelNodeName=missile_rail_rear_L PylonMass=139.25 PylondragArea=0.00 SpecificStationCode=AIM54 [FuseAIM54Station2] SystemType=WEAPON_STATION StationID=14 StationGroupID=4 GroupLimit=5 StationType=EXTERNAL AttachmentPosition= 0.38,-3.54,-0.28 AttachmentAngles=0.0,-2.0,0.0 EjectVelocity=0.0,0.0,-4.0 LoadLimit=500 AllowedWeaponClass=AHM AttachmentType=USN ModelNodeName=missile_rail_rear_R PylonMass=139.25 PylondragArea=0.00 SpecificStationCode=AIM54 [FuseAIM54Station3] SystemType=WEAPON_STATION StationID=15 StationGroupID=4 StationType=EXTERNAL AttachmentPosition=-0.38,0.93,-0.42 AttachmentAngles=0.0,-2.0,0.0 EjectVelocity=0.0,0.0,-4.0 LoadLimit=500 AllowedWeaponClass=AHM AttachmentType=USN ModelNodeName=missile_rail_front_L PylonMass=156.26 PylondragArea=0.00 SpecificStationCode=AIM54 [FuseAIM54Station4] SystemType=WEAPON_STATION StationID=16 StationGroupID=4 StationType=EXTERNAL AttachmentPosition= 0.38,0.93,-0.42 AttachmentAngles=0.0,-2.0,0.0 EjectVelocity=0.0,0.0,-4.0 LoadLimit=500 AllowedWeaponClass=AHM AttachmentType=USN ModelNodeName=missile_rail_front_R PylonMass=156.26 PylondragArea=0.00 SpecificStationCode=AIM54 [DropTankStationL] SystemType=WEAPON_STATION StationID=17 StationGroupID=3 StationType=EXTERNAL AttachmentPosition=-1.64,-1.38,-0.70 AttachmentAngles=0.0,4.0,0.0 LoadLimit=2000 AllowedWeaponClass=FT AttachmentType=USN FuelTankName=Tank280_F14 FuelTankNodeName=drop_tank_L [DropTankStationR] SystemType=WEAPON_STATION StationID=18 StationGroupID=3 StationType=EXTERNAL AttachmentPosition= 1.64,-1.38,-0.70 AttachmentAngles=0.0,4.0,0.0 LoadLimit=2000 AllowedWeaponClass=FT AttachmentType=USN FuelTankName=Tank280_F14 FuelTankNodeName=drop_tank_R [ALQ126] SystemType=ECM_JAMMER JammerType=DECEPTIVE_JAMMER JammerStrength=40.0 MinFreq=1.0 MaxFreq=10.9 CanJamCW=TRUE [DecoyDispenser1] SystemType=DECOY_DISPENSER EjectPosition=-0.17,-8.39,0.08 EjectVelocity=0.0,0.0,-10.0 NumChaff=30 NumFlare=0 [DecoyDispenser2] SystemType=DECOY_DISPENSER EjectPosition=-0.17,-8.12,0.08 EjectVelocity=0.0,0.0,-10.0 NumChaff=0 NumFlare=30

Lowering the AIM-54 Length and Diameter didn't fix the problem, and I don't see a Length/DiameterLimit in the F-14's ini

what do I do in the WeaponsStation?

Really? Good thing I still have it

Used a RS-70s AGM-69 SRAM @ ~100nm away against a SCUD launcher, the missile flew all the way without any problems and hit the SCUD destroying everything around it expect the SCUD, launched another SRAM and it blew up but the SCUD didn't. So I fired my last 16 SRAMs all at once. Before they even got anywhere near the SCUD it randomly blew itself up and gave me mission complete.

Ornance download seems to have corrected the problem with GBU-10/12/etc, but now it seems to only affect the JDAMs

A radar is like a flashlight in the dark, you can see everything but everyone can see you. An ECM is like a smokescreen, they know where you are but can't see you. Do my analogies seem accurate?

I guess the F-15 Silent Eagle sounds nice even though only 1 exists

SR-71 :D

My F-102 has the AIM-26. I'd hate to shoot it in real life if you have to get as close as 6 miles just to lock on and fire a missile made for killing entire formations.

I know right. What's worse is if a group starts thinking they are the majority.

I thought this turned out pretty well

annnnnnd there goes No-unnecessary-politics streak

I actually liked Total Recall

anyone heard of Louis CK? Am I the only one who hates him? It's like he's trying to be Carlin but failing miserably

I also had a problem today and yesterday with "Failed Redirects" and "404s" I thought it was down, I just used CCleaner to clear all internet data

I know, I read the reviews. Are there any sticks very very similar to this? I like the look of this layout and design

Now I'm starting to get interested in sticks+throttle. this thing has more buttons than my PS3 controller I am using, it would help me keep my eyes on the screen more than searching for buttons on the keyboard on my lap. I think I will find it difficult to get used to pedals for rudders since I've been using Right Stick X-axis as rudders for as long as I have been flying.

Meanwhile in the year 2004

does anyone know what's up the B-70? After I get to full speed at 50,000+ feet the aircraft never wants to slow down. After I get back down near the ground it still acts like it's going full throttle even though it's Zero and the speedbrake acts as though it doesn't exist.