HrntFixr: Dave, how soon will a DS mod be made?
USAFMTL: I can't tell.
HrntFixr: You can tell me. I'm a moderator.
USAFMTL: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
HrntFixr: Well, can't you take a guess?
USAFMTL: Well, not for another two hours.
HrntFixr: You can't take a guess for another two hours?
USAFMTL: Surely you can't be serious?
HrntFixr: I am serious .... and don't call me Shirley.
USAFMTL: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
HrntFixr: Nervous?
USAFMTL: Yes.
HrntFixr: First time?
USAFMTL: No, I've been nervous lots of times.
HrntFixr:(talking to Wrench who has entered the room) Our only hope is to build this man up. We gotta give him all the confidence we can
HrntFixr:(to USAFMTL) have you ever made a multi-faceted mod before?
USAFMTL: No, never.
HrntFixr: s**t. It's a God damn waste of time. There's no way he can make this mod.
Wrench: Get me someone who won't crack under pressure.
HrntFixr: How about Mister Rogers?
USAFMTL: Mayday! Mayday!
HrntFixr: What the heck is that?
Wrench: Why, that's the Russian New Year. We can have a parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres...