Blazing Saddles Movie Quotes

[HrntFixr 4]

You know it's a classic!!!!!!

 

 

Parden me while I whip this out!

[Guest 531_Ghost]

Where's all the white women!?

[+Dave 2,322]

Hedley Lamarr: Repeat after me: I...

Men: I...

Hedley Lamarr: ...your name...

Men: ...your name...

Hedley Lamarr: [to himself] Shmucks.

[aloud]

Hedley Lamarr: ...do pledge allegiance...

Men: ...do pledge allegiance...

Hedley Lamarr: ...to Hedley Lamarr...

Men: ...to Hedy Lamarr...

Hedley Lamarr: That's *Hedley*!

Men: That's Hedley.

[Guest 531_Ghost]

What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?

[Guest 531_Ghost]

Mongo Santa Maria is one of the greatest Cuban bongo players that ever lived.

[Guest 531_Ghost]

Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

Taggart: Gol- darn it, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

[Guest 531_Ghost]

Lili: Would you care for another schnitzengruben?

Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.

Lili: Well then, uh, how about a little, uh ... (she whispers in his ear)

Bart: Baby please. I am not from Havana. Excuse me honey. Besides, I'm late for work. I've got some heavy chores to do.

Lili: Will I, will I see you later?

Bart; Well, it all depends on how much Vitamin E I can get my hands on.

[firehawkordy 34]

Bart: Candygram for Mongo, Candygram for Mongo,

 

Mongo: Me Mongo

 

Bart: Sing please

 

Mongo: Mongo like candy......

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Bart: The bitch was inventing the Candygram, I probably wont get credit.

 

 

Dom: What are you people doing here? This is a closed set!

 

Taggart: Piss on you, I'm working for Mel Brooks! ( Draws back his fist)

 

Dom: Not in the face!

[GASCAN39 7]

Taggart - "I say we pull a number 6 on em"

 

Lamar - "A number 6, I've never heard of it"

 

Taggart - "That's where we goah ridin inta town, a wompin and a stompin, killing everyone in living sight"

 

Lamar - "Everyone"

 

Taggart - "Yeah! well all except the women"

 

Lamar - "You spare the women?"

 

Taggart - "Yeah, we take em back to the Hotel 6 and **** the $hit out of 'em!"

[GASCAN39 7]

Sheriff Bart - "Are we awake?"

 

The Kid - "That all depends,......are we.......Black?"

 

Bart - "Yes, yes we are"

 

The Kid - "Well then, we're awake......but very confused"

[JediMaster 451]

"Be seated. Now I don't have to tell you what has been happening to our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, people stampeded, and cattle raped. Now the time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving."

[firehawkordy 34]

We shall now pray for the deliverance of our new sheriff, I'll now read from the books of Mathew, Mark, Luke and DUCK!!!!!!

[SayethWhaaaa 245]

Where's all the white women!?

 

Jim:"Oh boys... lookee what I got right hyar..."

 

Bart: "Yo, where tha white woman at?!"

 

 

Love whole that scene! The movie too for that matter!

 

 

Ooh, and:

 

"Hey, I didn't get a hurumpf from that guy!"

[JediMaster 451]

Mongo only pawn...in game of life...