+HrntFixr Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 You know it's a classic!!!!!! Parden me while I whip this out!
+Dave Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 Hedley Lamarr: Repeat after me: I... Men: I... Hedley Lamarr: ...your name... Men: ...your name... Hedley Lamarr: [to himself] Shmucks. [aloud] Hedley Lamarr: ...do pledge allegiance... Men: ...do pledge allegiance... Hedley Lamarr: ...to Hedley Lamarr... Men: ...to Hedy Lamarr... Hedley Lamarr: That's *Hedley*! Men: That's Hedley.
Guest 531_Ghost Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?
Guest 531_Ghost Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 Mongo Santa Maria is one of the greatest Cuban bongo players that ever lived.
Guest 531_Ghost Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. Taggart: Gol- darn it, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.
Guest 531_Ghost Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 Lili: Would you care for another schnitzengruben? Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben. Lili: Well then, uh, how about a little, uh ... (she whispers in his ear) Bart: Baby please. I am not from Havana. Excuse me honey. Besides, I'm late for work. I've got some heavy chores to do. Lili: Will I, will I see you later? Bart; Well, it all depends on how much Vitamin E I can get my hands on.
firehawkordy Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 Bart: Candygram for Mongo, Candygram for Mongo, Mongo: Me Mongo Bart: Sing please Mongo: Mongo like candy...... BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! Bart: The bitch was inventing the Candygram, I probably wont get credit. Dom: What are you people doing here? This is a closed set! Taggart: Piss on you, I'm working for Mel Brooks! ( Draws back his fist) Dom: Not in the face!
GASCAN39 Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 Taggart - "I say we pull a number 6 on em" Lamar - "A number 6, I've never heard of it" Taggart - "That's where we goah ridin inta town, a wompin and a stompin, killing everyone in living sight" Lamar - "Everyone" Taggart - "Yeah! well all except the women" Lamar - "You spare the women?" Taggart - "Yeah, we take em back to the Hotel 6 and **** the $hit out of 'em!"
GASCAN39 Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 Sheriff Bart - "Are we awake?" The Kid - "That all depends,......are we.......Black?" Bart - "Yes, yes we are" The Kid - "Well then, we're awake......but very confused"
+JediMaster Posted April 25, 2007 Posted April 25, 2007 "Be seated. Now I don't have to tell you what has been happening to our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, people stampeded, and cattle raped. Now the time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving."
firehawkordy Posted April 26, 2007 Posted April 26, 2007 We shall now pray for the deliverance of our new sheriff, I'll now read from the books of Mathew, Mark, Luke and DUCK!!!!!!
+SayethWhaaaa Posted April 26, 2007 Posted April 26, 2007 Where's all the white women!? Jim:"Oh boys... lookee what I got right hyar..." Bart: "Yo, where tha white woman at?!" Love whole that scene! The movie too for that matter! Ooh, and: "Hey, I didn't get a hurumpf from that guy!"
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