+Fates Posted April 27, 2007 Posted April 27, 2007 “I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.” -Chris Farley
+Dave Posted April 27, 2007 Posted April 27, 2007 "I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday, she said a divorce." Rodney Dangerfield
+Tailspin Posted April 27, 2007 Posted April 27, 2007 "I didn't know how many of them it would have taken to whip my a**, but I knew how many they were gonna use." Ron White.
GASCAN39 Posted April 27, 2007 Posted April 27, 2007 "We don't know where........we don't know when......... but something bad is gonna happen!" Robin Williams mocking the Homeland Security press briefings
+Major Lee Posted April 27, 2007 Posted April 27, 2007 (edited) "My Uncle taught me that... He don't grow corn either"... Edited April 27, 2007 by Major Lee
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