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“I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.”

-Chris Farley

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"I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday, she said a divorce."

 

Rodney Dangerfield

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"I didn't know how many of them it would have taken to whip my a**, but I knew how many they were gonna use."

 

Ron White.

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"We don't know where........we don't know when......... but something bad is gonna happen!"

 

Robin Williams mocking the Homeland Security press briefings :rofl:

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"My Uncle taught me that... He don't grow corn either"...

Edited by Major Lee

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