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A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon

an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

 

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar state. The Marine was conscious and alert and first aid was given to both men.

 

The squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine

reported, "I was moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

 

I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he

yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal

drunk.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a mean-spirited

lesbian!

He yelled, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!'

 

 

 

And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck

hit us"

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