+Dave 2,319 Posted April 29, 2007 A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar state. The Marine was conscious and alert and first aid was given to both men. The squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a mean-spirited lesbian! He yelled, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!' And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk MMS 0 Posted April 30, 2007 That's great. You gotta wonder sometimes WTF. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Jarhead1 27 Posted April 30, 2007 That's great. You gotta wonder sometimes WTF. Holy S**t, that was hilarious, that made my day a little brighter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nesher 629 Posted April 30, 2007 LOLOLOL :) that is funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sky Captain 0 Posted May 1, 2007 Haha, I heard something similar once, except it was between a Marine and a Japanese Soldier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
