FastCargo 412 Posted November 2, 2007 Time for a Johnny joke! Mrs. Smith's 4th grade class is having their 'What I want to be when I grow up' day. Sally gets up first, says she wants to be a doctor. Now Mrs. Smith knows that Sally's dad is a doctor. Mark gets up next, says he wants to be a fireman. Again, Mrs. Smith knows that Mark's dad is a fireman. Johnny gets up, and Mrs. Smith, knowing Johnny's dad is a FedEx pilot, asks him "Johnny, do you want to be a FedEx pilot like your dad?" Johnny shakes his head..."No ma'am! I hate yard work!" Know how copper wire was invented? Two FedEx pilots fighting over a penny... Did you know most of our trucks have GPS...but a lot of our planes don't? FastCargo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SayethWhaaaa 245 Posted November 2, 2007 Q: Whadaya call a Nun with a washingmachine on her head? A: Systematic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ruggbutt 45 Posted November 2, 2007 What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
