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Blonde Joke....

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A girl came skipping home from school one day.

 

"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the

other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,

6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

 

"Very good," said her mother.

 

"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.

 

"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.

 

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she

yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only

say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

 

"Very good," said her mother.

 

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

 

"Yes, it's because you're blonde."

 

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy,Mommy," she

yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls

had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a

pair

of 36Cs.

 

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

 

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

 

"No Honey, it's because you're 24."

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:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

 

Just read it to my semi-blonde wife, man can she hit hard. :blink:

:lol::lol::lol: Man, youd think youd know better by now, lol! :P :lol::lol:

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