snapple2993 0 Posted December 16, 2003 A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said. "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy. The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy,Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No Honey, it's because you're 24." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
firehawkordy 34 Posted December 16, 2003 Just read it to my semi-blonde wife, man can she hit hard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+pcpilot 181 Posted December 16, 2003 Just read it to my semi-blonde wife, man can she hit hard. Man, youd think youd know better by now, lol! :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beer 0 Posted December 16, 2003 What do ya call a Blonde with two brain cells? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Pregnant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
firehawkordy 34 Posted December 16, 2003 I thought it was gifted Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
