Got the whole world on my shoulders and need some help.....

[+allenjb42 4,234]

Why we are in DEEP trouble...

 

 

The population of this country is

approximately 60 million.

 

32 million are retired.

 

 

That leaves 28 million to do the work.

 

 

 

There are 17 million in school or at Universities.

 

 

 

Which leaves 11 million to do the work.

 

 

Of this there are 8 million employed by the UK government.

 

 

 

Leaving 3 million to do the work.

 

 

 

 

1.2 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden, and fighting in Afghanistan .

 

 

 

Which leaves 1.8 million to do the work.

 

 

 

 

Take from that total the 0.8 million people who work for Local County Councils. And that leaves 1 million to do the work.

 

 

 

 

 

 

At any given time there are 488,000 people in hospitals or claiming Invalidity Benefit.

 

 

 

Leaving 512,000 to do the work.

 

 

 

 

 

Now, there are 511,998 people in prisons.

 

 

 

 

 

That leaves just two people to do the work.

 

 

 

 

You and me.

 

 

 

 

And there you are,

 

 

 

 

Sitting on your ass,

 

 

 

 

At your computer, reading jokes.

 

 

 

Is it any wonder that we are in such a mess and that I am stressed out through trying to cope on my own?

[Meathead 1]

Well actually I'm a retiree retured to university claiming disability while working under the table as a government administrator for the armed forces liason office in my local county but got caught and am on my way to prison...

 

...so good luck, and my dog needs walking, and my car needs new tires, I need my suit drycleaned and I'm still waiting for that pizza I ordered. No rush

[+Typhoid 231]

Why we are in DEEP trouble...

 

 

The population of this country is

approximately 60 million.

 

32 million are retired.

 

 

That leaves 28 million to do the work.

 

 

 

There are 17 million in school or at Universities.

 

 

 

Which leaves 11 million to do the work.

 

 

Of this there are 8 million employed by the UK government.

 

 

 

Leaving 3 million to do the work.

 

 

 

 

1.2 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden, and fighting in Afghanistan .

 

 

 

Which leaves 1.8 million to do the work.

 

 

 

 

Take from that total the 0.8 million people who work for Local County Councils. And that leaves 1 million to do the work.

 

 

 

 

 

 

At any given time there are 488,000 people in hospitals or claiming Invalidity Benefit.

 

 

 

Leaving 512,000 to do the work.

 

 

 

 

 

Now, there are 511,998 people in prisons.

 

 

 

 

 

That leaves just two people to do the work.

 

 

 

 

You and me.

 

 

 

 

And there you are,

 

 

 

 

Sitting on your ass,

 

 

 

 

At your computer, reading jokes.

 

 

 

Is it any wonder that we are in such a mess and that I am stressed out through trying to cope on my own?

 

that equation "works" here too............