Could've heard a Pin drop

[+Jug 99]

Some things roll out at the most inconvenient time:

 

JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when

President de Gaulle decided to pull out of NATO.

 

De Gaulle said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible.

Rusk responded "does that include those who are buried here?"

De Gaulle did not respond.

 

You could have heard a pin drop

 

 

 

When in England , at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of

Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building by George Bush.

He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young

men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of

land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.'

 

You could have heard a pin drop.

 

 

 

There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part,

including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into

the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an

aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb

them?'

A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board

that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency

electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed

3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water

from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting

victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does

France have?'

 

You could have heard a pin drop.

 

 

 

A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S. ,

English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself

standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries.

Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral

suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only

English. He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences

rather than speaking French?'

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied, 'Maybe it's because the Brit's, Canadians,

Aussie's and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.'

 

You could have heard a pin drop.

 

 

 

Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he

took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on.

"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically.

Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.

"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."

The American said, 'The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France !"

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, ''Well,

when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't

find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to."

 

You could have heard a pin drop.

[DWCAce 19]

Sorry Jug, I beat ya to a the drawl on this one.

My link

 

 

Not that I mind reading it again!

[OvS 8]

you guys rock!!

 

[DWCAce 19]

You know what they say, great minds think alike! ;)

[Rickitycrate 10]

Thanks for posting you guys, great!

[Slartibartfast 153]

You know what they say, great minds think alike! ;)

 

Or fools never differ... :rofl: