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A Marine And A College Professor....

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A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class. He

shocked several of his students when he flatly stated he was going to

prove there was no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted:

"God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.

I'll give you 15 minutes!" The lecture room fell silent. You could have

heard a pin fall. Ten minutes went by. Again he taunted

God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting." His count-down got

down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine just released from

active duty and newly registered in the class - walked up to the

professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him tumbling from

his lofty platform. The professor was out cold! At first, the students

were shocked and babbled in confusion. The young Marine took a seat in

the front row and sat silent. The class fell silent...waiting.

Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked at the young Marine

in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could

speak he asked: "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

 

"God was busy. He sent me."

 

One Nation Under God

 

 

Navy Chief

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"GOD LOVES MARINES,BECAUSE WE KEEP HEAVEN FULL OF FRESH SOULS!!"

GOD BLESS THE MARINES CORPS AND GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

SEMPER FI!!

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That's bloody outstanding! I'm planning on going bac kto school sometime soon. ;)

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