UK_Widowmaker 571 Posted July 2, 2010 Whats the difference between Cinderella and the England football team? Cinderella wanted to get to the ball………… Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still alive. He said that the England Team performance on Saturday was completely s**t. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years. Robert Green - The only man to leave Africa with out catching anything . In a statement from broadcasting house, all future England games will now be shown on the gay porn channel. It is thought that 11 arsåholes being regularly shafted is too explicit for regular TV. I can't believe we only managed a draw against a s**t team we should easily have beaten......I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian. The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning, "its so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling, and facing the impossible" said Jamal Omboto, aged 6. Fifa have released a statement saying the fan didn't break into the dressing room after all, but was let in by Rob Green. What's the difference between Rob Green's spill and BP's spill? - Robert Green has got a cap for his. Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady replied, "No way. You got yourself into this f*****g mess, don't ask me to sort it out..." The FA have launched an inquiry to find out how a fan found his way into the dressing room. And another enquiry into how Aaron Lennon found his way into the dressing room. David Blaine is gutted that the record he got for doing F*** all in a box for 42 days has just been beaten by Wayne Rooney Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Stary 2,428 Posted July 2, 2010 Jamal Omboto's was good one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slartibartfast 153 Posted July 2, 2010 Sounds about right for the English Hairdressing Team... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Revvin 1 Posted July 2, 2010 Fabio Capello walks into the changing room at half time and finds a big stinking turd left in the middle of the changing room floor. Furious, he asks the squad "who's s**t on the floor!?!" Heskey stands up and says "me boss but I'm not bad in the air". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silverbolt 104 Posted July 2, 2010 Can you guys start to mock Brazil? that would be great...those kids playing, ugly game, they've lost totally the controll of the situation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
