UK_Widowmaker 571 Posted November 11, 2010 (edited) NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever'). (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. * Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. Edited November 11, 2010 by UK_Widowmaker 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slartibartfast 153 Posted November 11, 2010 Oooo this is soooooo True... :rofl: :rofl: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nesher 628 Posted November 11, 2010 women... can't live with them, can't kill them all Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyviper 1,101 Posted November 11, 2010 I'm printing this list thanks for the heads up man. women... can't live with them, can't kill them all First time I seen that one.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nesher 628 Posted November 11, 2010 First time I seen that one.... Al bundy with a little add on by me http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0016726/quotes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyviper 1,101 Posted November 11, 2010 Al bundy with a little add on by me http://www.imdb.com/...h0016726/quotes Oh okay:ok: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
