UK_Widowmaker 571 Posted July 21, 2012 As Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport, President Obama strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London, where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace, waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well. Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The smell is atrocious and both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs over their noses. The fart shakes the coach, but the two dignitaries of State do their best to ignore the incident. The Queen turns to President Obama, " Mr. President, please accept my regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control." Obama, always trying to be "Presidential," replied: "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought... Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mdatelmi 124 Posted July 21, 2012 A bit disrespectful but very funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beanie 4 Posted July 22, 2012 LoL 'A bit disrespectful but very funny!' - Off with his head! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olham 164 Posted July 22, 2012 Mmuahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!! One about that same field of flatulences: Queen Victoria had a small dinner with the British Foreign Minister, and the French and the German ambassador. Half into the dinner, the above mentioned 'accident' happens to the Queen, with well audiable noise. Immediately the French ambassador stands up and says: "Pardon me, her Majesty, I am ashamed of myself!" and leaves the room. Only ten minutes later it happens again. This time the British Foreign Minister stands up and says: "Oh, I am so sorry, her Majesty - This shall not happen again. I beg your pardon!" and leaves the room. When they come to the dessert, there is a 'third accident' by the Queen. Now the German ambassador stands up, clacks his heels, raises his glass and barks: "Her Majesty - this one, and the next two will go on the German Reich!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capitaine Vengeur 263 Posted July 22, 2012 I had already heard UK's story involving the Queen (Victoria?) and one of her ashamed coachmen, this pretending to have been a true story... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RAF_Louvert 101 Posted July 23, 2012 . Don't you ever wonder if kings and queens, when in the privacy of their own castles and palaces, occasionally turn to a servant and say, "Go on, pull my finger." . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olham 164 Posted July 23, 2012 Human nature is usually so, that you do even more in privacy, what you otherwise must suppress. So, I actually do not dare to imagine, what they all say and do, to be honest... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flyby PC 23 Posted July 25, 2012 My wife leaves the house nearly every night and goes on a tour around all the local pubs and clubs, calling in to every one, and often doesn't get home until the early hours. But she always finds me eventually. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olham 164 Posted July 25, 2012 Geeze - must the women equal their rights to this extreme extent? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
