BUFF 8 Posted December 21, 2004 Culled from comp.sys. ibm.pc.games. flight-sim: `Twas the night before Christmas out here where I am. Not a creature was stirring, not even Saddam. The stockings were hung in the ready room with care, in hopes that care packages soon would be there. The J.O.'s were snuggled in their racks nice and tight, Wishing to sleep until noon with all their might. I closed my eyes & settled down in my rack we had just completed our most recent night trap. When out on the roof we heard such a clatter that we clambered on deck to see what was the matter. Away to the kneeknocker we flew like a flash, I tripped on my flip-flops and opened quite a gash. The moon was as big as my now swollen knee And we squinted against it's glare upon the sea When, what at 3/4s of a mile should appear, But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer. The driver called the ball "Santa Ball Ho Ho Ho" We watched and we waited as he got a too little low. We knew in a moment that it must be St. Nick Because none of us could fix a low ball that quick. He planted it nicely on the three wire with care And glanced at the LSO's as if with a dare. With a twinkle in his eye he received his debrief When he heard the words "No Grade" he stood in disbelief. "You don't need to be Santa Clause, for I am he, But don't wait too long for something under your tree. After a pass like that on the eve of Christmas Day You'd think that even Santa might get an OK!" He threw his gift sack on his back, in a huff Saying "I can't believe the Navy puts up with this stuff." He mellowed a bit as he got down below And started to chuckle, there was even a glow. From ready room to ready room he went lickity split. Filling our stockings and chatting a bit. Telling us of our families and friends far apart How they were keeping us in prayers and close to their hearts. As his sack began to empty, his work here all done, He bounded to the roof and to Catapult one. He rogered the weight board and readied his sleigh, With a push of the button he'd soon be on his way. "Now, DASHER! now, DANCER! now, PRANCER and VIXEN! On, COMET! on CUPID! on, DONDER and BLITZEN! Pay attention to what you're doing, this is no time to forget, If things don't go perfect, we ALL end up wet! A salute to the Officer, who then touched the deck. We watched Santa's head nearly snap off his neck. But we heard him exclaim as he rose out of sight "I AM GLAD I DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS EVERY NIGHT." We thought we had seen the last of the old guy Until the Boss said "Clear him for one more fly by." He came from bow to stern, an impressive sight Yelling "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PG_Raptor 0 Posted December 22, 2004 Haha!! That was good! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
firehawkordy 34 Posted December 15, 2005 Merry Christmas, I thought that this was still here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dagger 21 Posted December 15, 2005 Ya gotta love it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ezlead 42 Posted December 17, 2005 Anyone who's had to get aboard at night will surely appreciate this. Merry Christmas to everyone at CombatAce!!! You run a terrific site!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southernap 1 Posted December 18, 2005 (edited) Now Here this! Rainbow Color Guard report to the Flight Deck! Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding Christmas Spirit Arriving! Ding! Edited December 18, 2005 by Southernap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
firehawkordy 34 Posted December 13, 2007 Had to bump this one up for the season. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
