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  1. WARNING - Never eat this food

    Call in an airstrike with napalm if you see it......
  2. Polish MiG-29 crashed

    First crash in 28 years of service, very good record but can hardly believe it..... Splendid that the pilot is OK !!
  3. Share your thoughts about "USN Sky Penis."

    Find it rather small ........
  4. Great stuff, also on the BAC Lightning, the F4 and the Jaguar !!!!
  5. O Christ, we have the same ongoing never ending bullshit here. Behind just about every name in our history there is racism, discrimination, colonialism, slavery, surpression and so on. And the colour white is the source of all this . We have a lot of very well integrated coloured people , immigrants, doing their best and succeeding, no real problem with sexual discrimination etc. but there's always a noisy minority whining and yelping for attention and publicity, discriminating theirselves in the process....
  6. John McCain

    Senator Mc Cain deserves the highest praise and a better president......
  7. Learn your callsign

    Screaming Bear.....
  8. America First, others run for second

    With the greatest Trump voice, the best of them all, it's true, it's totally ridiculous, all the others are fake, total losers, total scumbags, it's true.......
  9. Windows 7 is OK as long as you put the game map separately in the root and NOT in the game map...
  10. Jug Has Passed Away

    ................................
  11. HAPPY NEW YEAR

    Good 2017 everyone !!!!
  12. SAD. disgraceful actions.......
  13. Who's going to be the new President?

    Well, first of all I think Archie Bunker should be on the list.. If this turns out to be impossible, the following plan from 2011 should be executed immediately: From Her Sovereign Majesty Queen... Elizabeth II: To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen... Elizabeth II: In light of your immediate failure to financially manage yourselves and also in recent years your tendency to elect incompetent Presidents of the USA and therefore not able to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.) Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which she does not fancy). Our new Prime Minister, will appoint John Cleese (very tall person) as Governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated sometime next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: 1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.'Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary'). (I love that one) Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.' ' (I love that one too) 3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday. 4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse. 5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public. 6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour. 7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.) 8.You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar. 9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. New Zealand beer is also acceptable, as New Zealand is pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion. 10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater. 11. You will cease playing American football. There are only two kinds of proper football; one you call soccer, and rugby (dominated by the New Zealanders). Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). 12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America . Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the Australians (World dominators) first to take the sting out of their deliveries. 13. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad. 14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776). 15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season. God Save the Queen!
  14. Flight Sims, Circa 1990

    We sure came a long way........
  15. Thank You MK2

    Thx from me too Mk 2 !!!!!
  16. Thx, great pit !!!!! You should add it to the file announcements !!
  17. Since having seen the F-35 in action at the KLu Open Days I've been flying it more often, but there is a bug in opening the missile bay doors and bomb bay doors (for instance doors opening/ closing on throtlle movements.....!!). Does anyone know the right animation numbers and/or "true/false" automatic doors things in the data ini i.e. should I probably copy the numbers from the SF2 model? In the same data ini by the way, the empty weight is way too low, should be around 13.200 kg and the engine thrust numbers should be 125.000 / 190.000 kN dry/ AB respectively Thx Derk
  18. Draken Intl video

    Clapped out prime minister......
  19. Thx, great job!! If you might feel like doing more on the JA-37 maybe you could give the grey skins a work over, they need it badly....
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