UK_Widowmaker

Yes...and don't forget the Castor Oil and Goosefat smeared all over your face!! (I hope you ain't on the Pull m8!)...cos she'll run a mile!!!! :rofl:

Well, he get's his literary skills from his Mum's side of the family!...I just provided the Vicious counterbalance!! I had to re-do some of his spelling mistakes by the way!...for which he will be soundly whipped!!!

Thanks guys...yes, he has always been very advanced when it comes to Writing (His Uncle is an Author)...and I constantly find snippets, scrap paper and various writings on his Computer. I found myself looking forward to part 2!!....Although, he is a shy lad, and if he knew I posted this on here, the Embarrasement would be too much for him!...So, I haven't even mentioned I have read it to him. In one very graphic story, he told of a victims last hours on the Titanic!...It sent shivers up my spine to read it! Matched with his fascination of History, I am often treated to some very impressive storytelling (Unbeknown to him, I have kept them all!!) and shall always do so..... And one day, I can present them all to his wife!!...hahahahaha

Just found this on my Son's Computer!...He is nearly twelve..plays OFF..and seems to have a good grasp of what it was like!!...enjoy!..and well done Son!..hahaha (I thought it would be interesting from it's title!...lol) Another Cold January morning as I open my eyes, to the feeling of Butterflies in the pit of my stomach. It's getting worse instead of better!...I thought I would get over them by now...but how can you, when just yesterday, I watched Wilson jump, burning from his Camel! It could of course be due to the large quantity of Brandy I got through in the mess last night?...or the thought of what may await me in the skies this morning. "Thanks Cecil" I say through my hungover lips, as my tea is placed next to me by my Sergeant.... God, my mouth tastes like a Gunners Glove! "What time is it Cecil?" "6:00am Sir...still a bit dark, but looks to be a clear day" Bugger I thought...kind of wanted a Lie in..... "Going to bag a Hun for us again today Sir?" "I'll do my best Cecil" I grimmace, as the hot tea burns my lips! "Breakfast at 6:30 Sir...Briefing at 7:00"...he turns and walks out, closing the door behind him! I get myself dressed...in the Kings Own Uniform...lightly stroking the RFC insignia... "I wonder if the King will allow me to keep his damn uniform when this is all over?....Bloody right he will!..either that, or bury me in it!" I walk towards the Mess hall, to get my Breakfast....the light is much better already...and the Cold Winter Sun does her best to slightly warm my face as I walk. "Hi George!...how's your head this morning?..You drunken old Sod!!"..... It's Peter, my Wingman... I smile as I watch him approach "Bloody Hell...It's cold this Morning..The Huns will have Icicles hanging off their Spandau's" He laughs as he catches up to me in a run "Wish they did!..I am sure they will soon warm up, trying to blow my tail off! I reply...Wonder what joyous Job the Brass have thought up for us today?" "Doesn't matter old boy!... With me looking after your pretty little Backside, while you get all the bloody Glory eh?" Peter is right of course...He has saved my neck up there more than once!...Such a Likeable Chap... 4 yrs my Junior, but already a man...and a Killer...... at 19 yrs old! What a bloody waste of time this whole damned war is.. "Never mind Peter...it'll all be over by Christmas" I say "Yes, but which bloody one!?"...we both say in unison.... and chuckle, as we enter the Mess tent. "SCRAMBLE!!"...Incoming German Aircraft!.....Peter and I rush outside in time to see 6 German Aircraft approaching from the NorthWest "Bugger", shouts Peter as we both rush towards our Parked Camels.. "I was sort of looking forward to eating something"... I don't have time to reply, as I jump into the Cockpit of my Camel... CONTACT!..I shout to my Ground crew, as the first Spandau's open up on the Airfield...drawing two deadly parallel lines in dirt along the ground towards me as I hit full throttle to get Airborne. A quick glance left and right, as I climb away, and begin my turn towards where I believe the enemy to be...but no sign...at least...not at first. 5 of them are all over Peter...Albatros Fighters....Black tails...I have seen these Bastards before! I swoop down towards the Melee, hoping Peter can avoid them long enough for me to arrive....but with a sinking feeling, I see a dot come away from his aircraft..... Just a dot to me...but a Wing to him! His Camel catches fire, and spirals out of control....his tormentors break off their attack, as Peter's Camel Smashes into the Woods at the end of the Airfield....they turn their attention to me! TBC

Long Coats seem to be common

What a great idea! http://www.rolighetsteorin.se/en/

Thanks Guys..yeah, British_eh...I am beginning to suspect Driver issues too

A new Monitor... A Sopwith Snipe.... and some German's to shoot at...and Christmas will be complete!

Hi All Dunno if it's me..but no two games of OFF are the same, and it's getting annoying! Sometimes when I start OFF, it looks and plays brilliantly!....and yet, with no Driver changes /Workshop/CFS3 Config or anything else, the next time..it's utter s**te!...with more Shimmering than the Horizon of the Sahara Desert on a hot day!!! I have also experienced the same with CFS3 (just running it to see..god forbid actually playing it) Card is a Nvidia 8800GTX, Drivers are 186.18..with all the recommended Nvidia/OFF settings Just wondered if anyone else has had similar issues?

I am hoping for a new Monitor!

That's what fascinates me about Cesar Milan (the Dog Whisperer) How he can just use energy to control vicious dogs! (seems that BH is exhibiting that energy too)...except Geese obviously don't respond to it

This is a song written by a Canadian Singer/Songwriter, who was in a Store in Nova Scotia on 11th November 2006 and the store broadcast that at 11:00am they would wish that everyone observed a 2 minute Silence in memory of the Fallen. He was impressed that the Store did this...but as you will hear in the Lyrics...he was NOT impressed by the Father of a small girl who ignored the request!!! Hope you enjoy the song and video (if enjoy is the right word)

hmm...Not 100% sure, but might be worth playing around with the sounds in Workshop? (have a quick read of this) http://forum.combatace.com/topic/45513-sounds-in-1-32/

Hahaha...An enjoyable read!

Incredible feats of Bravery!.... I can only wonder whether I could have done such things!... I suspect not!!...But the fact I have never been called upon to do so, is a constant source of Lucky Star thanking!!!!

And so you should be proud Rooster!!!...If that is a first effort, I cannot wait to see your future work!!!!! :good: :good: :good:

LMFAO!!!!...Many a true word spoken in Jest!! :lol:

Yes...The Sharkmouthed Pfaltz has a special place for me, as it was my first skin. Olham is correct...the Pfaltz lends itself to Sharks Teeth, it's the right shape So, the Toon are playing you guys next Saturday then Red Dog eh?....hmmm....Both sides have had a less ignoble time in the past!...I can remember when Forest and indeed Leeds Utd were great sides. But all good things come to an end... such as the Glorious Toon being stuck in the Sunday league!!! :grin:

Kudos to you guys!.... I am very impressed by your Aviatik Rooster!...And I also look forward to your future efforts BH...and indeed all the modellers!

I like the Pup too (though I can't speak for the Alb drivers!)...they dont seem to like them much!! In fact...I think I will skin one! (I mean paint a Pup...Not skin an Alb Pilot!....although, saying that......)

lol Sorry RC... that probably came out sounding all wrong! What I 'Meant' to say is WOW!!!! I struggle like hell to get the light source correct in Photoshop (I don't seem to have a natural 'Eye' for it!)...but that shot is fantastic!!!

Ras... I had the same problem with difficulty seeing the keyboard when the lights are dim (or indeed off!) due to TrackIR. I solved the problem by buying an Iluminating Keyboard!...you can switch it on when its dark, and hey presto!...works a treat for me!!

Hey RC!...I spend loadsa time trying to create scenes..you never comment on them...and then you come out with that!!! HTF do you do it??

Seems a shame to go home with Rounds still in Chambers!.... So, ruined this British Convoy's morning!!