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Bring it in. Take a knee. Meach, Iron Mikes – go. This is Valentine’s Day. Don’t fall victim to the manipulative wiles of the Clarksville Trailer Manatee. She will rub up against you, whisper in your ear about the abuse she hopes her undercarriage will take tonight, and finish your drink when you’re not looking. Her magnificent tramp-stamp of Jesus at the last supper is not a reliable indicator of her marriage worthiness, yet still one of you clots is going to propose marriage tonight. When this happens, I offer the following advice (in order): 1. Drop that sparkly, high-quality cubic zirconium in her drink. Don’t worry; she’ll fish it out, even with those sausage fingers. 2. Be ready to leave quickly; she may choke on that fist-sized chunk of ham in her mouth, and you don’t want to be around for that. 3. Introduce her to Jody; he’s going to spend a lot more time with her than you are. This is not a night to offer up rash promises of undying devotion and affection. In the next two years, she will bear you three children, and none will be related to you. You are her meal ticket, her ATM. As such you will be welcome in the double-wide you will spend the next 20 years paying off until she finds a better meal ticket. Think of this as you sit across from her tonight, watching her meat sweat glisten in the soft light. Meach, slowly, go all the way to the ground. If you are already married, this is an excellent opportunity to fix that. Take her shopping for celebratory cleaning supplies, or new toilet-scrubbing gloves. Or maybe you could try inviting another woman to have dinner with you tonight, “as a family”. Use your imagination. If you do it right, she’ll leave you tonight, freeing you up to get in more range time, more quality time with your motorcycle, more college chicks. It’s a good idea. Your career and the American taxpayer will both thank you. The Five Ds: 1. Don’t do dudes. 2. Don’t do dudes’ wives. 3. Don’t do drugs. 4. Don’t drink and drive. 5. Don’t beat your wife. Meach, recover. Drink water. Now, get the hell out of my AO! -Bullwinkle
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I Need A Project To Do
Dave replied to Dave's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 2 Series - General Discussion
Now that I look at it, ravenclaw as all the E units covered. So much for that. Ok, Don't feel like F-15's or Viper's because lord knows I did enough F-16's. Kevin has the A-7's covered. Fudge, I am out of ideas. -
I Need A Project To Do
Dave replied to Dave's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 2 Series - General Discussion
http://combatace.com/files/file/11754-usafe-skin-pack-1/ http://combatace.com/files/file/11797-32nd-trs-for-mf-rf-4c/ Spinners do you have ravenclaws new F-4's he has some USAFE units in there too. http://combatace.com/files/file/13932-f-4e-usaf-pack/ Was there a unit you were looking for? Sorry fellas I dont 3D Max at all so new aircraft etc are out of the question. I am leaning towards some F-4's though using ravenclaws new Phantoms. -
Strike Fighters 2 Screenshots
Dave replied to Dave's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 2 Series - Screen Shots
Im digging this A Jag. -
I Need A Project To Do
Dave replied to Dave's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 2 Series - General Discussion
http://combatace.com/files/file/12483-f-100d68-super-sabre-usaf-ang-skindecal-pak/ -
I Need A Project To Do
Dave replied to Dave's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 2 Series - General Discussion
Soulfreak has that covered. Carlo? Where they at? -
A little humor brought to you by the eternal "Fighter Ops"
Dave replied to streakeagle's topic in The Pub
And monkeys will fly out my butt. -
I am enjoying them and not letting the host deter form watching the athletes that work so hard to get there. Its about them and that is who I support. Great games so far.
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Dont even get me started on the topic.
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DCS World - new vid
Dave replied to MigBuster's topic in Digital Combat Simulator Series General Discussion
Nice -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XEVPSKdpRXA
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WIP Mega THREAD!
Dave replied to ErikGen's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 2 Series - Mods & Skinning Discussion
Still Soulfreak if you can release it without a pit then do so. Makes no sense anymore just holding things back anymore. -
What would a Crimean Western be like?
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WIP Mega THREAD!
Dave replied to ErikGen's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 2 Series - Mods & Skinning Discussion
With the slowing down of the community, any new planes will be a boost. So if anyone is sitting on something becauses its missing a pit but the model is done, release it. -
WIP Mega THREAD!
Dave replied to ErikGen's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 2 Series - Mods & Skinning Discussion
I guess Stary youre going to have to make one for it. Or just release it as an AI. Dont waste a model because it lacks a pit. That's just silly. -
VooDoo's invisible
Dave replied to ace's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 2 Series - General Discussion
Did you turn off the cloaking device? -
new SF2 video by yes Mlracing
Dave replied to Stary's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 2 Series - General Discussion
You said "PEE" explorer....ahahahahaha -
I guess I'm an NRA turd then since I am a member.
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Presenting Afghanistan repaint for DCS terrain.
Dave replied to Stratos's topic in Digital Combat Simulator Series General Discussion
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The small amount of time I get to mess with it here are my thoughts: Missiles are much better but still need much more work. I can hit something with the sidewinder now. The sim runs so much smoother. Love the updated 6DOF pits. Love not having to have LOMAC installed. The corrected loadouts on aircraft are awesome. Nice to be able to load what you could and not load BS. However I will miss the Rockeye. She was a reliable old girl. Thats all I have for now.
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new SF2 video by yes Mlracing
Dave replied to Stary's topic in Thirdwire: Strike Fighters 2 Series - General Discussion
FC I am going to override your locking of this thread so please do not be offended. We are showing lots of hipocracy. TK's F-4 max file comes to mind. The CAT extractor is another. We are all guilty of using one or the other. TK's seems to have left the PC crowd so we are on our own. If someone can crack the sim open so we can fix it, then so be it. I'm tired of waiting on him. As far as MLRacing is concerned, I don't like his ass because all he shows is pretty videos, yet when we asked him on who, what, why, when and how...nada from him. He is rubbing that shit in our face just to be an asshole. If he was serious about helping he would of been forthcoming by now. We would of been much more interested if he had not come across acting like a prick and waving his dick around in our pumpkin patch. He tried to and it got chopped off. If he wants to start over and leave that to the distant past that it is, fine with me. Ball is in his court and I am willing to see what he has to say. Finally Diego, you owe me a pack of monitor wipes.