Sandurz (Fubar512): Yes sir! Prepare this forum for light speed!
Dark Helmet (USAFMTL): No no no, light speed is too slow!
Sandurz (Fubar512): Light speed too slow?
Dark Helmet (USAFMTL): Yes, we'll have to go right to... ludicrous speed!
[The entire forum gasps.]
Sandurz (Fubar512): Ludicrous speed?! Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this forum can take it!
Dark Helmet (USAFMTL): What's the matter Colonel Sandurz... chicken?
Sandurz (Fubar512): [stuttering] Prepare ship...prepare forum for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall! Cancel the three ring circus! Secure all animals in the zoo, throw Stiglr out the airlock, shut down SimHQ.
Dark Helmet (USAFMTL): Give me that, you petty excuse for an officer! NOW HEAR THIS: LUDICROUS SPEED!
Sandurz (Fubar512): Sir, hadn't you better buckle up?
Dark Helmet (USAFMTL): Aw, buckle this! LUDICROUS SPEED, GO!!!