Then call me nuts.
I just thought it was weak. The action was shot poorly, it was all blurry...you couldn't tell what the hell was happening. The humor was retarded...Bumblebee pissing on someone? Please. The transformers didn't really transform, they just sort of spasmed into cars. I am not one of the Transformers G1 nerds that is griping because it wasn't more like the original....so the only comparison to the original and the movie is that in G1, you could tell how they transformed...Like Jazz, you could watch and see exactly how he became a Porsche...Like with the movie ones, they just kind of shaked and moved around a little and Presto! You have a car. Kinda lame. Also, Michael Bay defended his choice to use a long nose semi to create Optimus Prime by saying they could not find a flat nose with enough mass to create a robot that big...which is totally cool, I can see that being a problem. The only problem I had with that is he didn't stick with that idea. Enter "Frenzy"....your standard boombox that transforms into a 3 foot robot. Tell me you have a boombox with enough mass to change into a 3 foot robot.
Having Peter Cullen reprise Optimus Prime was genius though