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Hey DA I lurk nowadays just a serious lack of time due to work which has screwed me over... we got hit with the major Trojan/Virus thing back end of June wiped everything out at work so fun and games all round...

Been a long time since I have played or even checked in on what is happening was a bit of a slap from TW ditching the PC guys who got them going... might have to do a reinstall and have a nostalgic fly around...

Greetings guys and girls after a long time away due to health issues I am back, 2 bout's of serious pneumonia 8 month's off work along with long stays in the hospital sort of take it out of you and along with other lung problems not a really pleasant past year or so. Hope everyone is fine in here and that you are all doing well... To help me get better I bought 2 new toys a new PC and this... Has only done 9300km's is in A1 condition and FECK Fast does not cover it!!! Anyhew take care you hoopy froods and have fun out there... Off to start redownloading everything...

Be more impressive if they use a .50 cal Barrett rifle attached to a glider...

Okay for me on this it would be as follows though not in the following order :- Doom The Daddy that started it all and you can now even play it on a Canon Printer http://www.joystiq.com/2014/09/15/can-you-play-doom-on-a-printer-yes-you-canon/?ncid=rss_truncated Stalker series all 3 of them awesome games and then you mod them and they become even better Sniper Elite 2 Farcry 1 and 3 Borderlands even if it is just for the humour Systemshock 2 played that an age or 10 ago... Half Life 1 Bioshock Medal of Honour Star Wars Dark Forces Oh hell I could be here all day so I am stopping now...

Very sad this man made me laugh and cry in equal amounts... he touched the lives of millions and used laughter to do it... as well as being very open with his demon's may he be Resting in Peace... Orson has called Mork home... and left this world a poorer place...

In 1909 Louis Bleriot makes the world a little bit smaller. He flew his monoplane across the English Channel from France to England a short hop to what is done nowadays. This was the first flight across the channel in a heavier than air machine. The Man http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Bl%C3%A9riot The Machine http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bl%C3%A9riot_XI

Today in 1935 the Boeing B-17 takes to the skies for the first time... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_B-17_Flying_Fortress

28/07/1914 The Austro-Hungarian Empire declares war on Serbia after the Assaination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo on the 12th July 1914. The assassination led directly to the First World War when Austria-Hungary subsequently issued an ultimatum against Serbia, which was partially rejected. Austria-Hungary then declared war.

I Love this Doctor! Q : Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A : Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap. Q : Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A : Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Fruit very good. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Grain good too. Bottom up! Q : How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A : Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two body, your ratio two to one. Q : What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A : Can't think of one, sorry. My philosophy : No pain...good! Q : Aren't fried foods bad for you? A : YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad? Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A : Oh no! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach. Q : Is chocolate bad for me? A : You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around! Q : Is swimming good for your figure? A : If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me. Q : Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle? A : Hey! 'Round' is shape! Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember : Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

Damn right about that...

Air France Flight 4590 crashes with the death of 113 passengers. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_France_Flight_4590 May they R.I.P.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2674141/Hidden-amid-foliage-scrap-metal-abandoned-fleet-WWII-fighter-planes-lie-rotting-backwoods-Ohio.html Battered planes from the past.

Also Starring the working Tiger from Bovington Tank Museum...